unclehobart jumps the shark

[MrBishop]

Been a long time since I've had to spank someone....but I am sure I remember how it goes

Think Bolero. Maintain a good 2/2 beat. Don't waste your energy too quickly or your arm'll get tired before the skin gets nice and rosy...er...

Use restraints, not restraint.

 

[nalani]

Found my first grey hair when I was in New Zealand .. I'll be 38 in July.

My oldest son, on the other hand, started greying when he was about 16. He's got quite a bit of salt in that pepper head.

 

[Professur]

Since a birthday passed .....

 

[unclehobart]

Indeed. Many more greys spotting these days we are. [/yoda]

 

[tonksy]

And not just on his head

 

[Inkara1]

Considering his chest isn't what I'd call hairy...

 

[tonksy]

There are hairs there...

 

[Professur]

You just have to want to get close enough to see them. It's not like with you and I where it can be seen from orbit.

 

[unclehobart]

I'm just glad I made it as far as I did. Now I have to settle in for the great slow biological implosion.

 

[tonksy]

*Rolls eyes

 

[Professur]

When you get to our age, Tonks, you'll understand.

 

[unclehobart]

She'll never be our age as we will always be 2 lengths ahead.

 

[tonksy]

He is still a young man, Prof...and you too for that matter.

 

[Professur]

Not anymore. It's gotten to the point where I hate going to sleep because of how much it hurts to get up. I figure I've got about another 5 years left before complete system failure. But i had a good run while it lasted.

 

[Inkara1]

Heck, even I'm feeling old. Thankfully, my dad showed me a trick to use my legs to pop my back while laying down. It gets me through the day now.

 

[Sharky]

Getting older beats the alternative. *strokes gray beard sagely*

 

[Gonz]

WHy would it beat staying young?

 

[Sharky]

WHy would it beat staying young?

Not getting older = being dead.

Pushing up daisies.

Taking the dirt nap.

Kicking the oxygen habit.

Feeding the worms.

Pining for the fjords.

Etc.

 

[Gonz]

I may be getting older but I refuse to grow up.

 

[Sharky]

I may be getting older but I refuse to grow up.

Ditto.