What is it with Mayo ?

Discussion in 'Love & Lifestyles' started by JTP, Sep 5, 2008.

  1. JTP

    JTP New Member

    Why is it that every time you order a sandwich, at fast food or even a decent restaurant, and you specifically say "NO MAYONNAISE", they insist on ruining your meal with that nasty goop?
    Is it Mandatory Mayo? Does anyone even like the disgusting goo?:sick5:
  2. Kruz

    Kruz New Member

    Love the stuff myself.
  3. Luis G

    Luis G <i><b>Problemator</b></i> Staff Member

    I don't refrigerate it!!!!!
  4. MrBishop

    MrBishop Well-Known Member

    Real mayo - yes
    MAyonaise salad dressing type Mayo - blech!
  5. paul_valaru

    paul_valaru 100% Pure Canadian Beef

    miracle whip!!!!!!!!!
  6. BeardofPants

    BeardofPants New Member

    I'd like to know why they look at you like you've got three heads when you say "no mayo" & then throw a super-sized 3-year-old-channelled tantrum when they fuck it up. :tardbang:
  7. JTP

    JTP New Member

    Yes! They look at you like you just fell off a spaceship or something! It's the Mandatory Mayo Conspiracy- resistance is futile!!!
  8. paul_valaru

    paul_valaru 100% Pure Canadian Beef

    I don't get why people butter their sandwiches
  9. Professur

    Professur Well-Known Member

    To keep the juice from the meat from soaking through.
  10. paul_valaru

    paul_valaru 100% Pure Canadian Beef



    no butter, and I have yet to have a problem

    (imagine a smoked meat sandwish with butter...)
  11. BeardofPants

    BeardofPants New Member

    It's not as bad as the fries conspiracy.

    Me: A burger please
    Numpty: With fries?
    Me: No.
    Numpty: So, one coke, one burger, with a side of fries?
    Me: No fries.
    Numpty: [confused look] What?
    Me: No fries. I don't want fries. Just the burger.
    Numpty: Er. You want a burger with no fries?
    Me: Yes.
    Numpty: But it's cheaper if you get a combo.
    Me: I don't want fries.
    Numpty: Are you sure?
    Me: YES!
    Numpty: Ok.

    [Five minutes later, order comes out with fries]

  12. tonksy

    tonksy New Member

    I like mayo myself. I eat with on my fries.
  13. Nixy

    Nixy Elimi-nistrator Staff Member

    I love Mayo.

    Miracle Whip not so much...
  14. chcr

    chcr Too cute for words

    Me too!
  15. Dave

    Dave Well-Known Member

    Malt vinegar is the only thing to eat fries with.

    I can live without mayo. I prefer mustard on my sandwiches.
  16. tonksy

    tonksy New Member

    I like malt vinegar and mayo when I am eating my fries with fried fish. I jigger the vinegar over the whole plate and dip my fries in the mayo.
  17. Dave

    Dave Well-Known Member

    Not a combination I would have thought of...
  18. tonksy

    tonksy New Member

    Certainly not. You weren't raised by a Danish woman born in New Zealand :shrug:
  19. JTP

    JTP New Member

    Vinegar-YES! Hot mustard on REAL potatos- YES!
    Mayonnaise- HELL NO!
    Guess it is a matter of taste.
    Beard of Pants: they push those fries and sodas because that's where the dollar is- nothing smells of profit more than greasy strings of potato-like things and sugared, carbonated water!
  20. JTP

    JTP New Member

    "I prefer mustard on my sandwiches". - Dave

    Mustard was sent to us by God, like Manna from Heaven.

    - probably to compensate for the sin of mayonnaise...

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