Whats your real name....

Professur · Jul 18, 2003

'Fraid you are, Cato. And now, you have to pay.

Ready the smegma-pult. Aim!!!

Any last on topic words?

outside looking in · Jul 18, 2003

My real name is Norman O. J. Perval

Professur · Jul 18, 2003

Oooo. That couldn't have been fun growing up.

catocom · Jul 18, 2003

Professur said:
'Fraid you are, Cato. And now, you have to pay.

Ready the smegma-pult. Aim!!!

Any last on topic words?

Do I get a last cigarette? :smoke2;

Professur · Jul 18, 2003

catocom said:
Do I get a last cigarette?

No. Smoking's bad for your health.

Besides, we're not sure if the smegma is flammable or not.

catocom · Jul 18, 2003

smegma?
sounds like what I flushed down the toilet a little bit ago.

could be flammable.

Professur · Jul 18, 2003

I could probably have slept better without knowing that.

Inkara1 · Jul 18, 2003

Professur said:
No. Smoking's bad for your health.

At that point, would it really matter?

Professur · Jul 18, 2003

Yes, you're only allowed to smoke after being deluged in smegma

Vortex · Jul 18, 2003

steweygrrrr said:
.....if you dont mind me asking

Hey Royal Highness, Empress of WORLD!!

*evil laughter*

...

uh, sorry, slip of the tongue

It's Melissa ^_^

Vortex · Jul 18, 2003

Inkara1 said:
At that point, would it really matter?

Smoking's only bad for your health if you're set alight!

Mirlyn · Jul 18, 2003

Jeff....

but you can call me Daddy... :brow:

Vortex · Jul 18, 2003

Okay Daddy :brow:

Mirlyn · Jul 18, 2003

Vortex · Jul 18, 2003

Sharky · Jul 18, 2003

Hehe - they don't call this board "off topic" fer nuthin, I see . . .

Name? My father (RIP, Pop) always called me "Alphonse Murgatroyd".

Winky · Jun 2, 2005

random, porridge attack

Mare · Jun 2, 2005

Maryellen Abruzzese

Uki Chick · Jun 2, 2005

Natalia Catherine Krutyholowa

tonksy · Jun 2, 2005

tracy ann hoover carter pickens.