Will it make you crap faster?

[Inkara1]

Last time I was at the store, I saw a little bag of chili mix that caught my eye. Any 1960s Ford performance fan will know why.

Carroll Shelby's Original Texas Brand Chili Kit

 

[unclehobart]

Shelby's Chili is some weak ass tomato water. Pass it by.

 

[Inkara1]

Too late... I grabbed a small bag of it, mainly because of the name. It's the first time I've seen it. It must be more common around there.

 

[unclehobart]

I'm probably being a bit overharsh. Its just that I have never run into a quick fix mix kit that made anything other than glorified taco filler. Chili is an art form and must be done slowly over time and adjusted and married well into itself. All of those mixes taste pretty much the same.


I saw that it was 2 alarm chili. It must be the breakfast variant.

 

[Gonz]

Hey, even taco's require hearty. No ground beef fillers here.

 

[Gato_Solo]

Shelby's Chili mix is quite bland...unless you decide to spice it up yourself. Even then, it's not something I'd go for......Chili is too easy to make without relying on a mix, anyway.

 

[PrincessLissa]

Put some habenaros in it. All chili needs a little bit of those. That will make your bowels move faster for sure.

 

[Gato_Solo]

Put some habenaros in it. All chili needs a little bit of those. That will make your bowels move faster for sure.

Nope. Habaneros don't work on me like that. Sometimes I wish they would, but no dice...

 

[staffrodore]

Dunno bout the chillie mix but the 12 or so apricots i ate last night in ten minutes should start weaving their magic soon enough.

 

[abooja]

Dunno bout the chillie mix but the 12 or so apricots i ate last night in ten minutes should start weaving their magic soon enough.

 

[HomeLAN]

I've got stomach flu. Right now, I just want to slow the fuck down.

Please?

 

[PrincessLissa]

I really feel that I know too much about the bowel movements of the members on this board.

Maybe I should share nasty icky girlie and pregnant stuff.

 

[Inkara1]

Hell, why not?

 

[chcr]

Put some habenaros in it. All chili needs a little bit of those. That will make your bowels move faster for sure.

Habaneros are all heat and very little flavor. I recognize that it's trendy to like them now, but jalapenos are better IMO. Good chili doesn't need either.

Next question: Beans or no? I prefer with, but either way is good.

Oh, and Inky? I didn't really like Carroll Shelby's mix either, and Ex-Lax will make you crap faster.

 

[unclehobart]

I agree insofar as seeing habaneros as pure heat with little character. I don't like it in my hot sauces at all. I would rather keep it in my salsa as a back balancer against sweet fruits and added in with a touch of vinegar and chiplote bitterness.

 

[HomeLAN]

I really feel that I know too much about the bowel movements of the members on this board.

Maybe I should share nasty icky girlie and pregnant stuff.

I grew up with 4 women, and went through pregnancy and birth with my wife. You simply can't scare me with that stuff.

 

[Gato_Solo]

I grew up with 4 women, and went through pregnancy and birth with my wife. You simply can't scare me with that stuff.

You were pregnant??? I'd've paid mad cash to see that birth...

 

[HomeLAN]

I said I went through pregnancy. That does not mean I was the pregnant one. Being a good father, you should know what I mean.

 

[Gato_Solo]

I said I went through pregnancy. That does not mean I was the pregnant one. Being a good father, you should know what I mean.

Well I thought it was funny...

 

[HomeLAN]

Must feel pretty lonely....