"Because at John Deere, we are sensitive to the needs of the gay farmer with a sore ass, our new line of tractors without seats....."
*crickets*
"Since we have moved our headquarters to San Francisco and started hiring bay area residents, sales are down 350%, I wonder why?"
*more crickets join in*
Adam to his gay husband Steve: "That new lawnmower you got was just fabulous! I just wish you'd have got the mauve one instead of chartruse. Maybe next year they'll come out in pastel pink and we can get a new one...."
*a veritable cricket convention is gathering*