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    from a Muslims POV

    ah...ain't read many of Flavio's posts (before me time here).....deffo ain't the same person tho'...I've known thulsa for a coupla years on forums.....ain't his style to hide under a diff name ;)
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    from a Muslims POV

    *wonders if he is more confused than usual... Is there a reason yer calling Thulsa Flavio dude? :confused:
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    Vice-presidential debate

    I can......but then I'm double jointed....so mebbe he is too :shrug: I dunno wot it is with that bloke.....I usually don't give a shiney shite about wot anyone looks like, but with him I have this huge urge to give him such a hefty kick in the bollocks that folks will think he's got...
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    Official OTC Gross-Out Contest

    Probably because of that....most lasses don't seem to care for a man that has more spermicide in their throat than the lass herself ;) He was a bit of a tit anyway :D
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    Official OTC Gross-Out Contest

    Not anywhere near as gross as some of the posts here :sick: but... One of my mates used to do the party trick of putting the tip of a condom (unoccupied condom) in the back of his throat then sniffing it up into his nostril so he had one end hanging out of his nostril and the other out of his...
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    *scream*

    This is a weird one even for you Prof.....if you are being raped you don't have a choice.....hence the word victim :shrug:
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    headaches

    :D Might as well buy some green paint dude, yer tonksy is on a decorating drive :D To be honest hobart....if it's been going on a few weeks then I reckon the best thing ya can do is go to the doxy's :shrug: I imagine in a few weeks there is enough changes in ya lifestyle/eating/sleeping...
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    i don't get it

    that's a deffo health risk.......folks get tapeworm from idiot cooks like that :sick: The egg thing wouldn't bother me......it was getting the bejesus cooked out of it after the cook fished the bit of shell out afterall :shrug: I gotta admit tho'.....if I watched the cook fish the shell...
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    Understanding olde English money

    Then of course their was the weight system.....
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    good morning people!

    Yeah, surprised me a bit as well :D Heya Kuu.....hope ya managed to grab a nap after the lil' 'un had his belly filled :) :wave:
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    I'm in pain

    If ya think it's bad going in that end......just wait till it comes out the other ;)
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    Understanding olde English money

    That's why I posted a link dude.........fucked if I can understand it :D
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    Understanding olde English money

    http://www.tames.net/ramblings/uk-currency.htm
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    Brr de f'n brr!

    The temp has dropped quite dramatically here in the last week......which is a lil' odd because we usually creep gradually towards winter :confused: It's scraped 0c a couple nights.....doubt we'll get any snow for a while tho' :)
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    Rodney Dangerfield Dies at Age 82

    About the same for me......I found him about as funny as sand in yer ky jelly. Still sad to see the man pass on tho'.
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    Official OTC Gross-Out Contest

    Never underestimate the power that alcohol has to turn two people into fucking morons ;)
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    Lets play word association

    [geordie warcry]Tits oot fer the laaaads[/geordie warcry]
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    Official OTC Gross-Out Contest

    :sick: Ever seen wot happens to a blokes mouth and neck after he goes down on a lass that has a screaming case of thrush?.......that ain't pretty either :sick: (mouth and neck really swell if ya get the infection in there)
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    Official OTC Gross-Out Contest

    I never minded blood sports........but it gets a bit offputting when yer find a lumpy bit (like a lil' bloodclot) and it "bursts" :sick:
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    Official OTC Gross-Out Contest

    *thinks for a min* Ah .... right, yeah....anatomical problems there methinks Nursing was basically keeping the lil' bugger hydrated, warm and making sure he didn't fall in the toilet while throwing up...oh, and cleaning up after he let loose with various bodily functions :D
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