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What's in my wallet? Naptha- to keep the moths out!

How about punishing people for procreation? If you want to reproduce, you have to pass certain tests to prove that you are mentally, emotionally and economically prepared to be a good parent. Earn a license to have a kid or two. Seems only rational, with our population bomb. In a way, people...

"inseparably join"?? Have ye checked the divorce rates? Marriage is very important- it's got to last until the ink is dry on the divorce papers. As my GF says, "I think, therefore, I'm single".

I would discourage youngsters (and many immature grown-ups) from having sex, for many reasons- STD's, risk of pregnancy, etc. But masturbation is a good thing! They used to call it "self-abuse", and some still do. It got me through puberty with sanity intact- a perfectly harmless outlet for all...

MMMMmmm- Red Snapper! King Mackerel, Speckled Sea Trout, fresh shrimp right off the boat, etc.- Damn, I miss the FL panhandle sometimes! :cool2:

Cthulhu Dogs! -perfect name! This thread is open for Recession Recipes! My Grandma had some great recipes for "Hoover Hogs" (rabbit).

"Marry" is a verb, as in "Joe and Jill married yesterday". -of their own free wills. To say they "got married" is to say something was done to them, and they acquiesced. -paraphrased from Ambrose Bierce, "Write It Right" As far as gays go, they can marry (bond, weld together, ...whatever)...

An inexpensive Seafood Dinner:

Underpants are over-rated. Unless it's really cold weather of course. Got a serious question, though- about lingerie (fancy underpants). Never does anything for me. Is lingerie a turn-on for some guys? GF says lingerie is mainly for womens' benefit, makes 'em feel sexier. She says guys in...

Of course. And women check out guys' (and other womens') asses all the time, too. According to the GF. She says most women are just more subtle about it.

"Some call you the Haves or the Have-Mores, I just call you... my base".

"It’s disgusting behavior of a President in a public setting in a foreign country". At least he didn't try to give her an unwanted backrub. www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTQY1Aw9zcs I remember that one of my co-workers tried to defend Der Gropenfuhrer with this comment: "Hey, he's a...

Solitary confinement is appropriate for someone with no sense of community. Drop all the political, religious, etc., labels and call him what he is. He was a guy so obsessed with "success" that he lost all common sense. He broke all the rules to make everyone else "losers" so he could be the...

Agreed. Responsible drivers don't cellphone and drive. Of course, if you follow that argument, maybe we shouldn't listen to the radio, either. But what about people who daydream and drive, or pay more attention to the roadside scenery than what's in front of them? How about that jungle of...

Valedictorian from my high school was a Tram-Law pharmacist, until he got shit-canned for THC in his system. Can't have a weekend pothead handing out Vicadin and Perkydoodles, God forbid!

"Conservatives" for Palin??? Conservative in name only. Alaska is arguably the most Socialist state. Comes from being so close to Russia, maybe. (wink, nudge, grin)

Spike, that was my attempt at facetious humor. Of course we should take responsibilty and do what we can to save and conserve what we've got, reduce pollution and make it a better place for ourselves and future generations. We have the most selfish reasons to do so, and there's nothing wrong...

Do you all know John Ratzenburger? Used to be "Cliff the postman" on "Cheers"? He's got a great book about the good-quality products that are still made here in the USA. They are endangered species, really- companies that make good products right here, made by American hands and brains. Not...

Okay, then- what's the answer? If you've got one, pony it up. We're waiting... Not trying to be a smart-ass, or put you down, but what IS the answer? BigBiz and the corporations have been going to cheap overseas labor long before now. Eventually, the rising cost of fuel is going to make that...