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I fell for my best friend but she doesn't feel the same way. It's the most hopeless situation I've ever been in and has been fucking me up for the past two years. MuFu.

I HATE THIS THREAD. :mad: Can probably guess which category I fall into... :rolleyes:

I thought this thread was going to be about boarder chicks. Poo. :(

XP 1700+@1850Mhz Abit KG7-RAID 512MB PC2700 Radeon 9700 Pro M-Audio Revo 7.1 Samsung 172W (16:9) Nebula DigiTV Maxtor 120GB + WD 80GB Pioneer DVR-104 Plextor 16/10/40A Innovatek GPU + CPU W/C + fanbus Keyboard, mouse, blah blah who cares... MuFu.

Oh yeah, this is the front view... Might ask why such a pretty girl would do that to herself but she has a brain the size of a chick pea. :eyemouth: MuFu.

How did I know you might appreciate them? :D Best of all... talcum powder and crappy makeup are very cheap, although my friend pointed out to me that they were probably tested on animals. :-\

Urgh, you ladies need help. Ghoul-fetishes aren't healthy. :sick:

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/p.toler/halloween/ :D MuFu.

Hehe, that's a good funny name. Czewmy Kokov.

Tell her that before she chews my cock off.

TRICK OR TREAT! Gimme some sweets, ho.

Those be some hefty mamas. :) MuFu.

Wow, she sounds fun. :rolleyes: :D

err... fuck off, you slag.

:rofl4: I have at least a couple of slices of marmite on toast every day. It's the marmite/butter mix that gets me hard.

Great thread. :) There's an absolutely hilarious Eddie Izzard stand up routine along the same lines. I think you'd appreciate it, Bish! Might edit it out and host it for a bit...

:eek: Nah man, it's ~36C I think. Maybe 32B if you count the kiddies but let's not go there... MuFu.

I don't really have them , I was just making conversation.

Peeing still works fine.

Ta. :) I am half Chinese which means my penis is half the length of the average Chinese guy's. Not great, I tell ya...