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I threw a spoon into a bowl which was full of porridge and an 8ft long plume of porridge sprayed out and hit the ceiling of my friend's bedroom.

USB 2.0 works pretty well too. About 30 mins to fill one of the 15GB models (although I think they start at 20 now).

Hmm... is that ever a problem, really? :-\ Someone tell a funny story to prove it is!

I hate porridge on the bedroom ceiling! :grumpy:

Remind me what your line of work is, PLEASE...?? :D You're not a star in those confidence-boosting, weeny-dick porn films are you?

Would that be an allergy to pickles, by any chance?

No porn, Gonz!

Got 'em all already, sorry.

Wouldn't be the person to have been killed by gas though. Many a Mexican has gone that way.

P.S. "Let Go" by Avril Lavigne, Smallville, Star Trek birds (well, Jolene Blalock anyway) and those girlie strips of paper you put on your nose to clear your pores as well. :)

Another vote for the iPod. Great little gadget. :D MuFu.

MuFu.

Nasty. :sick: Anybody heard of Derren Brown in the US? Great thing about him is that he doesn't claim to have any kind of extra-sensory powers or paranormal ability. He is to psychics what illusionists are to magicians. Incredibly knowledgeable as far as behavioural science goes and a master...

P.S. There are a lot of sources claiming the round that was loaded was a blank. Thing is... I'm no firearms expert, but isn't firing a blank round at point-blank range into your head going to chafe a little anyway?

Hell yeah. :eek: I liked the "rounds" before though - pretty clever shit, although I guess we expect that kind of stuff from him these days because he is A FREAK. He was on Jonathon Ross and asked him to "think of a name - any name" and he managed to guess the name of some weird Brazillian...

Whoa. Old Skool thread! :eek:

Unless the extra bit is growing off at a funny angle. That's just plain disgusting. No it's GIRTH. Width just brings on cries of "Hey Mr Paddledick!" and "Wot, you been fucking letterboxes, mate?". :) MuFu. P.S. That 5 1/2" survey result can't be right, no way. There must be loads...

The amount of valium I had to feed him to get him to do that, I tell ya...

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