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Official Announcement: The federal government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of...

WAKE UP ! ! Have a wonderful, friends. 'Tis a cloudy, grey morning here in East Texas. 65 balmy, humid degress. The weather guessers say we'll have on/off rain for the next 4 days. I hope so --- it will save me the work of putting out the sprinklers and cranking up the pump in the creek.

65 degrees and climbing to a warm 80+ this afternoon. It is officially Spring around here --- the pecan trees have started leafing.:dance:

Who stole my gorgeous sunshine? Guess I've gotten spoiled the last 2 days. It is warm, but the clouds have rolled in. *sigh*

WAKE UP ! ! Another sunshiny, gorgeous day is dawning. :clap: Have a good one. :headbang: And, NO, I've not added anything to the coffee, SN'P. :nudge: Yet.

a bright-eyed, bushy-tailed, sunshiny morning to everyone. Spring has sprung. No bluebonnets, yet, but the dogwoods are going ballistic. Have a wonderful day. :dance:

This might come in handy --- :rofl3: APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage,current medical report from your doctor and personal recommendation from...

I just got off the phone with Mike(Kat's hubby) --- the news is not good friends. Kat has been in a coma for the last 2 weeks on a ventilator. The doctors are getting ready to take her off the system to see if she can breathe on her own. He seriously doubts that she will ever come home.

You youngsters may not be able to relate. hehehe Video link www.newsday.com/news/opinion/ny-walt-babyboomers-blurb,0,1036393.blurb

http://popecenter.org/news/article.html?id=1960 ***************** What's with those people? Have their brains fallen out?

I wish I'd seen this in person. I salute the guy that dreamed it up. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwMj3PJDxuo

Hope it's a wonderful day. :trippin: :toast: :hbd: *party*

Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, Kentuckians, Tennesseans andWest Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES." You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS. And furthermore HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT...

I need to send Dennis a check to help with hosting costs. If you have his snail mail, or know how I can get in touch via email, I would appreciate it. I've been somewhat remiss in helping out.

My fav is the Boss http://tech.msn.com/products/slideshow.aspx?cp-documentid=5324603&imageindex=1

http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/story?id=3478095&page=1 If anyone got an iPhone, sure hope you opt for the "simplified" billing. :D

This is an incredible car http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5yB3U9gGW0

This is a video from Fox News in Houston -- self-styled AC capital of the world. Leave it to an engineer to come up with this. ROTFLMO http://www.myfoxhouston.com/myfox/pages/News/Detail?contentId=4012862&version=3&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=VSTY&pageId=3.2.1

For some reason, I cannot get to this site thru my satellite 'net connection. I can get to every other place, but not this one. I CAN get here thru my dial-up. This is weird.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19774245/ I love the music of Queen.