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hi nixy. hows stuff? there doesnt seem to be quite as much posting going on as there was before. is it me? or is it quiet here?

I'm good thanks. I'm in Germany now. New house, new job, new car, new everything. except the wife, shes still here.... mean as a snake.

How's everybody been doing?

Shut up LL. You're full of crap. Another classic> "That’s the problem with the French. They have no word for "entrepreneur"" HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! Funny shit!

Narcotic Thrust - Safe from harm

This is turning out to be a project dude. Might take a while. :cocktail:

Don't worry kid. your thread crapping skills will improve with time.

I know what you mean. Some jokes don't work internationally.

Thats what I meant. I just couldn't think of the technical name for "orange cat". :D

In the first pic he looks like the cheshire cat from " alice in wonderland". He looks nice. I've always liked orange cats.

Which word didnt you understand?

[/siz] Adam is sitting alone in the garden of Eden, he's fed up and lonely. He goes to God and explains his situation. "well" said God "I've got good news and bad news, the good news is I can get you whats called a woman. She'll cook, clean, cuddle and basically do anything else you want...

[/siz] A cheese sandwich walks into a pub and orders a pint. Barman says "piss-off mate, we don't serve bar food"

[/siz] A man goes to the doctor's. "You've got to help me doc. I can't stop singing the green, green grass of home." "Hmmmmmmmmmm...." says the doc. "Sounds like you've got Tom Jones syndrome" "Oh NO!" says the guy "Is this common?" "Well" says the doc "It's not unusuaalll!"...

Love is when she lets me touch her hooters. har har har!

He should have thought about that BEFORE he blew his own brains out. He was a silly, silly boy...........

Damn it. I don't get it after all. Lokks like I AM on crack....... BUMMER!

Oh hang on, hang on. I get it. Its a covert jack. Very sly..........

I'm guessing this is a mis-post? Or am I on crack all of a sudden?

He's right y'know. This thread has been jacked. Sowwy whoreable. Have a martini dude> :cocktail: