How about a variation of what happened to Louis XIV . The torturers weren't allowed to leave a mark on his body, so they...
Removed his clothing, tied him upside down, inserted a funnel into his anus and poured in boiling lead.
**Now, before the PC crowd ruch in and say "How can you say such things...you're no better than he is"
I offer this as my defence. I am filled with rightious indignation and I am excersizing my right to free speach. I am venting, but would not likely do any of these things. This man did more than think it up, he excecuted it.
(There...that should be enough to use for my defence council)