I wasn't using the personal "you", but the all encompassing 'you' - as in the US GVT.
Longest undefended border on the face of the Earth. Closest allies and trading partners, we send troops across each others borders to help in trajic situations and even cross-train troops...
Yet..I want to cross into the USA? Do a little shopping, a little fishing etc...
"Papers!" No, those papers aren't good enough anymore, do you have a passport? If so... roll right over there and come to a stop. If not, turn around and go get them, sir.
At least they're nice enough to try and not wake up my sleeping kids when they turn over my minivan looking for WMDs, or whateverfuck they're looking for. I pass the border often because the summer fishing lodge is (burnt now) in NY.
Even with a passport, I get the hairy eyeball and the 20 questions. Often. My wife gets worst, because she's got dual citizenship (Spain/Canada).
Tell me...at the LONGEST UNDEFENDED BORDER IN THE WORLD, when dealing with Canadians... why are my hubcaps removed and left on the ground? Why are my bags rifled through? What's up with the dogs? The Spanish Inquisition? Hmmm?