Abu Musab al-Zarqawi

Gonz

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Burn in hell.

US air raid blows him & his place up. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy. AP
 
Maybe this will be the turning point on Iraq forces taking the Main lead
in securing their country.
Now, just to keep Iran out of it, and get them set straight.
 
catocom said:
Maybe this will be the turning point on Iraq forces taking the Main lead
in securing their country.
Now, just to keep Iran out of it, and get them set straight.
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Or they've done pissed 'em all off more. Time will tell.

But good aim anyway!!! The people there in Iraq are happy about it too, reportedly.
 
Seems that they're celebrating on al jazeera.
"Woot...welcome to martyrdom...here are your 40 virgins"

:grumpy: :hmm:

He was the #2 guy... who's at the top now?
 
MrBishop said:
Seems that they're celebrating on al jazeera.
"Woot...welcome to martyrdom...here are your 40 virgins"
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http://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=ar&u=http://www.aljazeera.net/&sa=X&oi=translate&resnum=5&ct=result&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dal%2Bjazeera%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26rls%3DGGLG,GGLG:2006-14,GGLG:en

http://english.aljazeera.net/HomePage

where?

He was the #2 guy... who's at the top now?
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http://www.guardian.co.uk/worldlatest/story/0,,-5872681,00.html the guy who wrote this statement

edit - wrong article posted there
If you read up on him, hes' worse.
 
I heard that when they searched al-Zarqawi he had no man hood left...So much for that numb chuck playing with the virgens...
 
He checked in with some military psychics. His (fill in appropriate number here) virgins have arrived...looking like Janet Reno.
 
TexasRaceLady said:
And from what I understand from the news reports is that one of his own ratted him out.
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I have heard the same thing, bet that dude is long gone from Iraq and cashing the check in Zurich days ago...

freako104 said:
May he rot in hell
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And the devils number one bitch... :banana2:
 
NOW we hear that some in the Muslim world are raising hell that photos of his dead body have been published, to prove he really was killed instead of it being propoganda. Seems showing a photo of the deceased decreases the number of virgins one receives in the afterlife.

I have so many fundamental questions here I can't even shake a stick at all of them.

I'll settle for a brief rebuttal though:








Tough shit. It's a corpse.
 
Professur said:
I always wonder where they're getting all the virgins from? I'm sure not sending them any.
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After getting nailed by the United States military Abu Musab al-Zarqawi knocked on the pearly gates. To his surprise, he is greeted by George Washington.

"How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!" yells Mr.
Washington, slapping al-Zarqawi in the face.

Patrick Henry comes up from behind. "You wanted to end the
Americans' liberty, so they gave you death!" Henry punches
al-Zarqawi in the nose.

James Madison comes up next, and says "This is why I allowed
the Federal government to provide for the common defense!"
He drops al-Zarqawi with a kick to the knee.

al-Zarqawi is subject to similar beatings from John Randolph of
Roanoke, James Monroe, and 67 other people who have the
same love for liberty and America.

As he writhes on the ground, Thomas Jefferson picks him up to hurl him back toward the gate where he is to be judged.

As al-Zarqawi awaits his journey to his final very hot destination,
he screams "This is not what I was promised!"

An angel replies "I told you there would be 72 Virginians
waiting for you. What did you think I said?"
 
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