Inkara1 Well-Known Member Dec 7, 2005 #21 The comapny nurth told me I wath too heavy, tho I applied for thick leave.
Inkara1 Well-Known Member Dec 7, 2005 #23 My speech about the jet stream didn't go over too well. Everyone said it was too long-winded.
Inkara1 Well-Known Member Dec 7, 2005 #24 Did you hear about the two podiatrists who opened their offices next door to each other? They soon became arch enemies.
Did you hear about the two podiatrists who opened their offices next door to each other? They soon became arch enemies.
Inkara1 Well-Known Member Dec 7, 2005 #25 Officers are in search of a mugger who threatens his victims with a lit match. They hope to catch him before he strikes again.
Officers are in search of a mugger who threatens his victims with a lit match. They hope to catch him before he strikes again.
Inkara1 Well-Known Member Dec 7, 2005 #27 On Wall Street today, helium futures were up while feathers were down. Paper remained stationery.
Inkara1 Well-Known Member Dec 7, 2005 #28 Q: How do you make a whale float? A: Root beer, two scoops of ice cream and, of course, a whale.
Inkara1 Well-Known Member Dec 7, 2005 #29 Never dress up as a baby horse. You'll only make a foal of yourself.
Inkara1 Well-Known Member Dec 7, 2005 #30 There's been a lot of controversy as to whether to use the Imperial or Metric system. As for me, either weigh will do.
There's been a lot of controversy as to whether to use the Imperial or Metric system. As for me, either weigh will do.
Inkara1 Well-Known Member Dec 7, 2005 #31 PAY YOUR EXORCIST ON TIME! You DO NOT want to get repossessed!
Inkara1 Well-Known Member Dec 7, 2005 #32 Would a local area network in Australia be the LAN down under?
Inkara1 Well-Known Member Dec 7, 2005 #33 Did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine? It hurt like a bastard, but he's fully recovered now.
Did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine? It hurt like a bastard, but he's fully recovered now.
Inkara1 Well-Known Member Dec 7, 2005 #34 Q: How do you get down from an elephant? A: You don't. You get down from a duck.
Inkara1 Well-Known Member Dec 7, 2005 #35 Scientists may come and scientists may go, but Ampere's name will always be current.
Inkara1 Well-Known Member Dec 7, 2005 #36 Skunks aren't so bad... they just don't have common scents.
Inkara1 Well-Known Member Dec 7, 2005 #37 First cat: "How did you do in the milk-drinking competition?" Second cat: "I won by six laps."
Inkara1 Well-Known Member Dec 7, 2005 #38 A knight walks into a blacksmith's shop. The blacksmith says, "Welcome. You've got mail."
Inkara1 Well-Known Member Dec 7, 2005 #39 The city is now offering classes on the ins and outs of making homemade ice cream. The cost for sundae school is minimal.
The city is now offering classes on the ins and outs of making homemade ice cream. The cost for sundae school is minimal.
