Anyone remember this classic?

[Inkara1]

I once knew a poet who would always write his poems as soon as he woke up in the morning. I guess you could say things went from bed to verse for him.

 

[Inkara1]

Love means never winning at tennis.

 

[Inkara1]

A guitarist was so Baroque he robbed the music store and made off with the lute. His percussionist friend took a drum and beat it.

 

[Inkara1]

What's making headlines today: corduroy pillows.

 

[Inkara1]

The grave of Karl Marx: just another Communist plot.

 

[Inkara1]

Please excuse the dry humor in this thread. It was all totally pun-intentional.

 

[unclehobart]

Why does a chicken coop have two doors?


Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

A baby seal walked into a club.

 

[Professur]

Holy Crap. Over an hour of Inky, at 5am.