Inkara1 Well-Known Member Dec 7, 2005 #41 I asked the waiter for a pitcher full of beer... he brought me David Wells.
Inkara1 Well-Known Member Dec 7, 2005 #42 I used to swim in the ocean every day for exercise... until I pulled a mussel.
Inkara1 Well-Known Member Dec 7, 2005 #43 The latest trend is carrying water in a pail... but like any trend, some people prefer to bucket.
Inkara1 Well-Known Member Dec 7, 2005 #44 Q: What do you call a deadly dinosaur that spends its days pondering the meaning of life? A: A philosoraptor.
Q: What do you call a deadly dinosaur that spends its days pondering the meaning of life? A: A philosoraptor.
Inkara1 Well-Known Member Dec 7, 2005 #46 Would someone who downloads 1,000 puns from the internet be well e-quipped?
Inkara1 Well-Known Member Dec 7, 2005 #47 The race car driver had wheel problems during the race, forcing him to re-tire.
Inkara1 Well-Known Member Dec 7, 2005 #48 Q: What do you get when you cross a dog with a hen? A: Pooched eggs!
Inkara1 Well-Known Member Dec 7, 2005 #49 I would advise all shepherds to avoid driving their flocks through town today. The police are cracking down on illegal ewe-turns.
I would advise all shepherds to avoid driving their flocks through town today. The police are cracking down on illegal ewe-turns.
Inkara1 Well-Known Member Dec 7, 2005 #50 Ever notice that groups of lions move on before autumn hits? Indeed, the pride goeth before the fall.
Ever notice that groups of lions move on before autumn hits? Indeed, the pride goeth before the fall.
Inkara1 Well-Known Member Dec 7, 2005 #51 Two fish are in a tank. One tells the other, "you drive; I'll man the guns."
Inkara1 Well-Known Member Dec 7, 2005 #52 Did you hear about the radical segment of the woodworker's union? They broke off and formed a splinter group.
Did you hear about the radical segment of the woodworker's union? They broke off and formed a splinter group.
Inkara1 Well-Known Member Dec 7, 2005 #53 Did you hear about the band director who stood on a metal ladder and directed his band during the lightning storm? He wasn't hit, but the band sounded terrible. I guess he was a poor conductor.
Did you hear about the band director who stood on a metal ladder and directed his band during the lightning storm? He wasn't hit, but the band sounded terrible. I guess he was a poor conductor.
Inkara1 Well-Known Member Dec 7, 2005 #55 Q: Why did the two boa constrictors get married? A: They had a crush on each other!
Inkara1 Well-Known Member Dec 7, 2005 #56 Why do all the garden gnomes in large cities tick 120 times per minute? Because they're metro-gnomes!
Why do all the garden gnomes in large cities tick 120 times per minute? Because they're metro-gnomes!
Inkara1 Well-Known Member Dec 7, 2005 #58 I guess you could say a priest who thinks a little too highly of himself has an altar ego.
Inkara1 Well-Known Member Dec 7, 2005 #59 Scientists have discovered a new species of nomadic tree in the African rainforest. Apparently it just packs up its trunk and leaves.
Scientists have discovered a new species of nomadic tree in the African rainforest. Apparently it just packs up its trunk and leaves.
