Are you a sex god/godess?

Good Heavens! For Outstanding Bedroom Performance, you have been nominated Dionysus, the God of Ecstacy. Master of lust and pleasure, you're every woman's dream lover.
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Ahem. I was thinking more along the lines of the patron saint of masturbation.
 
Hark - the oracle speaks! A bolt of lightning falls from the sky! SHAZAAM! As the smoke clears, the hidden deity in you emerges and is revealed to be:

PERSEUS - God of the Seas

Wet, wet, wet! That is how women feel around you. Wielding your mighty Trident, you can spread the mightiest oceans that lie between you and any woman you desire. You are known as a god of the deep for obvious reasons, plying your sexual skills with mental aplomb, you can disarm and disrobe the coldest and most distant of women and entice them into your whirlpool of love.
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Ooh...my whirlpool of Love :)

Anyone wanna get wet?
 
Good Heavens! For Outstanding Bedroom Performance, you have been nominated Eros, the God of Love. Master of romance, you're every woman's dream lover. To find out all the details of your new godliness, sign up with Emode.
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Oh dear. :blush:
 
Heavens above -- you are an absolute goddess in bed! Your deep spirituality and unconventional style drive men crazy with desire. The Goddess Demeter is your inner deity, and she guides your every move.
oh well secrets out! :D
 
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