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Again it's probably just the guys i've been with, some do try and when *they* think they've given enough, they'll stop and move on to sex, if i have to stop them and say i still need more, well it tends to make them impatient/ taken aback, foreplay will men is so striaght forward most of the time those more small minded people (who i seem to always end up with :mad: ) think its the same with everyone!

Ah i think my problem just comes down to stupidity and closed minds. :shrug:

Btw, i wouldn't have a problem at all telling people where i like it and how, except i havent been with anyone whos done anything down there sucessfully enough for me to know myself :/
 
Xcite said:
Btw, i wouldn't have a problem at all telling people where i like it and how, except i havent been with anyone whos done anything down there sucessfully enough for me to know myself :/
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:(

You need to masturbate more often, so you can know yourself.
 
Luis G said:
tonks, at least for me, the mental readiness is what you earn daily by loving a woman. And there should be a face to the correspondant feeling, either way if you don't feel ready you should not express that you are ready. I take higher esteem in the "expression" to know the right moment, in fact, there have been sometimes when she is mentally ready and wants it but she isn't wet enough, but that's "the opposite problem".
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well then, luis, you are a man among men and i'm sure your girlfriend is very happy.
 
I think foreplay gets more interesting/exciting/essential as you get older.

I noticed myself that when I was a younger man (15-20yrs) the sooner I was in up to my nuts......the happier I was :eh: But these days it's more about quality than quantity......penetrative sex lasts what....about an hour usually........ but extended foreplay can go on onto the sunrise :cool2:

I think the key to good sex is communication......yeah, the occasional ego might get bruised.....but some things need to have a lil'' guidance, unless your a mindreader of course ;)

And of course ladies......if all else fails grab the fella's ears and hold him there until he gets it right........he'll thank you for it one day, trust me :p

Oh and ladies just venturing out into the world of bedroom sports......remember, blow job is just a figure of speech :dizzy:
 
bleach said:
I think foreplay gets more interesting/exciting/essential as you get older.

I noticed myself that when I was a younger man (15-20yrs) the sooner I was in up to my nuts......the happier I was :eh: But these days it's more about quality than quantity......penetrative sex lasts what....about an hour usually........ but extended foreplay can go on onto the sunrise :cool2:

I think the key to good sex is communication......yeah, the occasional ego might get bruised.....but some things need to have a lil'' guidance, unless your a mindreader of course ;)

And of course ladies......if all else fails grab the fella's ears and hold him there until he gets it right........he'll thank you for it one day, trust me :p

Oh and ladies just venturing out into the world of bedroom sports......remember, blow job is just a figure of speech :dizzy:
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i was going to say something brilliant in responce to this, but then i got to thinking about all the wonderful points you made....and i completely lost my train of thought.....more like derailed....
 
tonks said:
i was going to say something brilliant in responce to this, but then i got to thinking about all the wonderful points you made....and i completely lost my train of thought.....more like derailed....
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Pls don't tell me it was the BJ bit :eek5:
 
tonks said:
no...the ears...
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Ah:) well, I've always been glad of that bit of assertion that happend to me 16 years ago :D


every young man should meet a woman with strong hands.....and stronger needs :)
 
bleach said:
Ah:) well, I've always been glad of that bit of assertion that happend to me 16 years ago :D


every young man should meet a woman with strong hands.....and stronger needs :)
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this has been quoted earlier today, but....
ku ku kachew, mrs. robinson...
 
bleach said:
Ok............ :bolt:
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have you never seen the graduate? oh, shit! prolly not. oops. its a simon and garfunkel song. mrs. robinson? christ, i hate it when a joke falls flat...
 
tonks said:
have you never seen the graduate? oh, shit! prolly not. oops. its a simon and garfunkel song. mrs. robinson? christ, i hate it when a joke falls flat...
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Oh yeah.......I know the mrs robinson enough.

It's the ku ku kachew that had me running :errrr:
 
bleach said:
Oh yeah.......I know the mrs robinson enough.

It's the ku ku kachew that had me running :errrr:
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oh. well, i wasn't talking about me, i was talking about your helpful lady friend. but, thanks for the vote of confidence....
 
tonks said:
oh. well, i wasn't talking about me, i was talking about your helpful lady friend. but, thanks for the vote of confidence....
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I thought that ku ku kachew was a bebop version of the KKK :confused:
 
bleach said:
I thought that ku ku kachew was a bebop version of the KKK :confused:
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um...bleach? yeah...thats the ku klux klan, and no thank you, haven't we had this discussion? better use of bedsheets ring a bell? cuz, i'm quoting you.
 
tonks said:
um...bleach? yeah...thats the ku klux klan, and no thank you, haven't we had this discussion? better use of bedsheets ring a bell? cuz, i'm quoting you.
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ok.......I'm confuse here (as usual) so what is ku ku kachew??
 
bleach said:
ok.......I'm confuse here (as usual) so what is ku ku kachew??
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"ku ku kachew, mrs. robinson, jesus loves you more than you will know, whoa, whoa, whoa...whoa, whoa, whoa...."
they are song lyrics to a simon and garfunkel song from the movie the graduate. so you can at least laugh for me after i went through all this effort to make myself understood...<sniff>
 
tonks said:
"ku ku kachew, mrs. robinson, jesus loves you more than you will know, whoa, whoa, whoa...whoa, whoa, whoa...."
they are song lyrics to a simon and garfunkel song from the movie the graduate. so you can at least laugh for me after i went through all this effort to make myself understood...<sniff>
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:grinyes: ah lil' tonksy :D

the words are "here's to you" but I can see how ku ku kachew fits :D

:winkkiss: *big hug*
 
bleach said:
:grinyes: ah lil' tonksy :D

the words are "here's to you" but I can see how ku ku kachew fits :D

:winkkiss: *big hug*
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no, no...they ARE here's to you in parts, but they say it my way, too. yupyup.
 
tonks said:
no, no...they ARE here's to you in parts, but they say it my way, too. yupyup.
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*in the interest that he has NEVER won an arguement with the fairer sex while drunk.........bleach keeps his mouth shut*

;)
 
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