Are you turned on by vampires, espically female ones?

that depends on the vampire. i remember the lost boys with a smile. antonio banderas was hot as armand. tom cruise looked like a leper as lestat. gary oldman was divine in dracula. vampire females? the only one i can think of is elvira and she had a nice rack.
 
As long as she is butt naked i can overlook the other shortcomings of eternal life, blood thrist and dark origins.
 
I quite like the eroticism associated with the vampire........couldn't live with one tho'.......takes them ages to get ready in front of the mirror before a night out :eh:
 
Imagine if she gets hungry while giving head :sick:

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Luis G said:
Imagine if she gets hungry while giving head :sick:

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:eek:

With those teeth I don't think it would ever be an option..

Best buy an electric blanket as well..........not reknown for their warmth these undead types :eh:
 
bleach said:
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With those teeth I don't think it would ever be an option..

Best buy an electric blanket as well..........not reknown for their warmth these undead types :eh:
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Ye know - this does explain that silly fear I have of lesbian vampires - 'eating out' takes on a whole new meaning sunnit? :eek:
 
AlphaTroll said:
Ye know - this does explain that silly fear I have of lesbian vampires - 'eating out' takes on a whole new meaning sunnit? :eek:
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While I've nothing against the odd nibble..........I would get a bit nervouse if my partner took napkins to bed ;)

I know a joke about lesbian vampires and tampons......but for the sake of public morality, I'll refrain......
 
bleach said:
While I've nothing against the odd nibble..........I would get a bit nervouse if my partner took napkins to bed ;)

I know a joke about lesbian vampires and tampons......but for the sake of public morality, I'll refrain......
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Teehee, I know that joke too! *slaps bleach playfully* BWAHAHA :lol2:

Ye know, it's not the napkins that worries me - it's the bib that reads "Eat as much as you like - all night" that gets me slightly nervous.

wonders about bibs reading - educated tableware?
 
AlphaTroll said:
Teehee, I know that joke too! *slaps bleach playfully* BWAHAHA :lol2:

Ye know, it's not the napkins that worries me - it's the bib that reads "Eat as much as you like - all night" that gets me slightly nervous.

wonders about bibs reading - educated tableware?
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Yup, nothing worse than waking up to find yer vampy lover sitting at the end of the bed reading "1,000 ways to titilate the tastebuds" :eh:

And don't fall for the "it'll only sting for a little while........I want you to be with me forever" malarky.........that's just vampy talk for "I want you to be my lil' Mcdonalds" ;)
 
Absolutely... would I write about them if I wasn't turned on by them?... All that "penetration"... I wonder if Bram Stoker had homoerotic fantasies?...

I just love Stuart Townsend in "Queen of the Damned"... and I first read "interview" 20 years ago before Ann Rice became well known... I thought the adaption to film was quite good althogh a lot was left out...
 
Aunty Em said:
Absolutely... would I write about them if I wasn't turned on by them?... All that "penetration"... I wonder if Bram Stoker had homoerotic fantasies?...
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Nevermind Bram Stoker...I seriously think that Anne Rice has homo-exotic fantasies combined with penis-envy. Every single male vampire in her books is gay (if you can be sexless and gay, that is) and massivly effeminate...what's with that?
 
Zaphod B. said:
Is it just my sick, twisted fetish or is it yours too?

I shouldn't have posted that...
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Welcome to OTC, Zaph...I always said that two heads were better than one :)

Vampires are gothic and touch on the whole S&M/Domination thing. It's kinky...but not twisted. If you'd told us that you had a stiffie for Barney Rubble's wife...then we'd have to talk. :)
 
Probably why I like the books... not gay, just bi... maximising the possibilities perhaps? ;) ... :lol:
 
MrBishop said:
Nevermind Bram Stoker...I seriously think that Anne Rice has homo-exotic fantasies combined with penis-envy. Every single male vampire in her books is gay (if you can be sexless and gay, that is) and massivly effeminate...what's with that?
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Often wondered that meself......The Vampire Armand was little more than gay porn :eh:

And with the exception of Claudia (who was brilliantly written) Rice' female characters have all the depth of a saucer of milk.
 
MrBishop said:
Welcome to OTC, Zaph...I always said that two heads were better than one :)

Vampires are gothic and touch on the whole S&M/Domination thing. It's kinky...but not twisted. If you'd told us that you had a stiffie for Barney Rubble's wife...then we'd have to talk. :)
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Nah - having a stiffie for Mrs Rubble is still rather acceptable - I would have insisted on Zaph seeing a councellor if the stiff one had been caused by someone like Britney Spears ;)
 
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