Batton down the hatches

[Professur]

They're generally built on less valuable land.

 

[Professur]

HOCKEY? I like hockey! It wouldn't be the Preds....but I like hockey enough that any team will do!!!

Hey!!!! Wait just a pucking minute. Slim, what's the game here? Tonks is a football nut. Red's a hockey fan. What the hell? You stalking wimmen outside stadiums?

 

[Leslie]

It's Montreal CANADIENS, not Canadians. I don't know if it's a French spelling or what.

That'd be french for Canadian.

 

[alex]

Red, there's a real nice 50' single wide gonna be on the market in a month. Good schools, friendly neighbours. It'll have a brand spanking new roof, double glazed windows, and near twice the insulation of any other in the site. Brand new baseboard heaters, hot water tank, and bathroom. A very, very large bathroom with it's own door from the master bedroom.

I'm ballparking it in the $32k range.

WOW, A BATHROOM? ARE YOU SERIOUS? WITH IT'S OWN DOOR? FOR 32K? AND WINDOWS OUT THE YING-YANG? A 1968 MODEL? HOLY SHIT!!!!!

You couldn't give away a trailer like that down here.

They're generally built on less valuable land..

No, they're built in a factory...and moved to less valuable land.

We have fake trailer parks just to fool the tornados.

 

[Nixy]

No, they're built in a factory...and moved to less valuable land.

Trailer PARKS are built on less valuble land.

 

[HomeLAN]

Going all the way down to 4C tonight. Brrrrrr.

 

[Leslie]

-6c tonight
2c tomorrow
11 Thursday.

 

[HomeLAN]

Oh, tomorrow's high is 21C. X2

 

[Winky]

 

[simplyred]

Hey!!!! Wait just a pucking minute. Slim, what's the game here? Tonks is a football nut. Red's a hockey fan. What the hell? You stalking wimmen outside stadiums?

He found me at daycare playing kiss chase.

I'm really not a sports nut. In Nashville I worked for SprintPCS and members of the Titans and Preds were on my client lists. THEN, and only because I had tickets, I started watching something more than LSU.

 

[alex]

Just curious here..... Slim and Tonks' used to be married?

 

[Winky]

Yep and the wee tots are his spawn!

 

[simplyred]

Just curious here..... Slim and Tonks' used to be married?

Yes, and to make the circle weirder...Slim and I were roomies in this huge apartment with about 4 other people (or 8 if you count all the crashers) when he met Tonks, and Tonks and I were already friends because of a mutual run in over a DORK we seperatly found attractive for one night after too many beers...*shivers as remembers Petty

 

[Slim Pickens]

Hey!!!! Wait just a pucking minute. Slim, what's the game here? Tonks is a football nut. Red's a hockey fan. What the hell? You stalking wimmen outside stadiums?

How do you think Tonks became a football fan? I convinced her to read "Football for Dummies" because Howie Long wrote it, and a rabid LSU/NO Saints/Houston Texans fan was born.

 

[simplyred]

[dent dent dent another one bites the dust] speaks the unconverted!!!

 

[tonksy]

Yes, and to make the circle weirder...Slim and I were roomies in this huge apartment with about 4 other people (or 8 if you count all the crashers) when he met Tonks, and Tonks and I were already friends because of a mutual run in over a DORK we seperatly found attractive for one night after too many beers...*shivers as remembers Petty

HAHAHA! Petty! HAHAHA! That poor boy. I really wasn't very nice to him.

 

[Slim Pickens]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to tonksy again.

 

[Inkara1]

we seperatly found attractive for one night after too many beers...*shivers as remembers Petty

Am I reading that right? You guys had a threesome?

 

[Professur]

No, you're not reading right. "Seperatly".

 

[Inkara1]

So is the guy a playa then?