bitchslapping vs. nippletwisting

[Janimal]

Hey, Jan ... me and Nix could sure use some help right about now

Ooops, sorry I'm late gals.

Well, I guess this war is over *wink wink*

What! The War has just begun!!!!

* Janimal gets it into gear *

Bitchslaps all around!!!!

Here! Take that! : and that! : Nipple-twist my pals will ya! : : : : : : : : : : : :

BWA HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA...

 

[kuulani]

Backup has arrived!!
: :

me ->
nix ->
jan ->

 

[Ardsgaine]

Backup has arrived!!
: :

me ->
nix ->
jan ->

Well, well... don't you girls look cute in yer pink camos. But now you're about to feel our wrath as I pull out the secret weapon that a top team of male scientists have been working on for the past twenty years...









:hadbang:

 

[kuulani]

Well, well... don't you girls look cute in yer pink camos. But now you're about to feel our wrath as I pull out the secret weapon that a top team of male scientists have been working on for the past twenty years...









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Ooh kinky. Is that 'posed the be a threat? Bring it on!!

 

[Ardsgaine]

Ooh kinky. Is that 'posed the be a threat? Bring it on!!

Oops... now what?

*calls for backup*

 

[PT]

RETREAT! RETREAT!




Soldiers, we need to rethink our strategy. Somehow they are becoming immune to our techniques. They actually are seeming to ENJOY them.


*Stands on edge of battlefield, thinking up new tactics*

 

[Ardsgaine]

Soldiers, we need to rethink our strategy. Somehow they are becoming immune to our techniques. They actually are seeming to ENJOY them.

Well... I don't know who came up with nipple-twisting as our thing, but I don't think it was as well thought out as bitchslapping. What we need is something that they won't enjoy so much... something that will cause them physical pain... *snaps fingers* I've got it!!

Toilet seat raising!!![/siz]

 

[PT]

I offered up Pubic hair plucking, but it was voted down by the Geneva convention.


*Runs through the ladies rooms, raising toilet seats as I go*

 

[Ardsgaine]

I offered up Pubic hair plucking, but it was voted down by the Geneva convention.

Hey, after the reaction to clothes pins, I'm not sure the ladies would mind that one either.

*Runs through the ladies rooms, raising toilet seats as I go*

*Joins PT*

*Sigh* I guess this isn't as much fun...

 

[PT]

*Sigh* I guess this isn't as much fun...

Not really, but It would definitly make them wonder. In fact, I'm one of the last to leave this part of the building at night, hmmmm...

 

[Shadowfax]

I suggest a small debriefing....we seriously need to reconsider our tacticts!


We have experienced large changes concerning the nipple-twist-warfare...

 

[Luis G]

what about........breaking girl's nails?

 

[kuulani]

Toilet seat raising? How mean can you boys be?

*wiping wet tushy*
That's it!! Now it's war!!

C'mon team, we need to regroup here.

 

[Scanty]

*parachutes spectacularly to Kuulani's side*

*whips a pistol from her undies and gets ready for anything*

 

[kuulani]

*falls in thanks to ards*
:flush:

*gets guns from Scanty*


*whispers*
okay Scanty ... umm ... do you have a plan?

 

[Scanty]

*whispers*

I was thinking...run around like a headless chicken, randomly shooting.

*runs around like a headless chicken, randomly shooting*

*pulls down Shadowfax's pants for good measure*

*jumps back in surprise*

SO THAT'S WHO STOLE MY PINK THONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Grabs thong and scarpers*










*looks back for a sneaky peak*

 

[kuulani]

*pulls down Shadowfax's pants for good measure*

*jumps back in surprise*

SO THAT'S WHO STOLE MY PINK THONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Grabs thong and scarpers*

feeling a little exposed there, shadow?

 

[PT]

Alright Soldiers, I've given this lots of thought, and I've come up with a plan.


*takes away chocolate*

I know, it's low, but this is WAR.

 

[Luis G]

*eats their chocolate*

 

[Scanty]

*takes hair gel and shaving foam*

*lets the air out of car tyres*

*runs away screaming*