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[unclehobart]

Where is everyone going for Thanksgiving?

Tonks and I are going to my mom's house. The kids are headed to Slim's. Tomorrow will be about 700 miles of driving for us... for joy.

 

[tonksy]

Anybody got some tranquilizers?

 

[unclehobart]

We can just dial into small town religious AM radio along the way. Thats strong enough sedation for the strongest elephant.

 

[tonksy]

I meant for the children...the AM radio will be tuned out with cries of "She said poopy" and "Give it back" or "It's my turn! Mommy!".

 

[unclehobart]

We could erect a cardboard shield between them.... which is going under the premise of 'if the parakeet can't see itself in the mirror, it won't peck at itself all day.'

 

[Professur]

Well I'm not going anywhere. But the kids have thursday and friday off.

 

[Gonz]

We're hosting...16 or so (ham & grilled turkey & all the trimmings)

 

[chcr]

Staying home. Dara will be working so we had turkey and stuff Sunday (burp!). I'm going to do ham and baked taters on Thursday.

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

Going to my parents'. We are deep frying a turkey, they are baking a ham, and the assemblage is providing the trimmings.

 

[A.B.Normal]

Well I'm not going anywhere. But the kids have thursday and friday off.

 

[highwayman]

The plans I had fell through. Sooo I am staying home and am having a turkey hind quarter with the trimmings...

 

[Spirit]

 

[MrBishop]

Going to my parents'. We are deep frying a turkey, they are baking a ham, and the assemblage is providing the trimmings.

Tell me that you cut it up before you deep-fry it... or it's a small turkey or something.

/me tries to imagine the fryer large enough to handle a turkey, give up and moves slowly away from SnP with hands readily visible.

 

[chcr]

Will someone please throw out the danged illiterate furrinners?

 

[tonksy]

Tell me that you cut it up before you deep-fry it... or it's a small turkey or something.

/me tries to imagine the fryer large enough to handle a turkey, give up and moves slowly away from SnP with hands readily visible.

Are you serious? Of course you fry it whole...
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*wanders off muttering about silly canuckiis

 

[Gonz]

Tell me that you cut it up before you deep-fry it... or it's a small turkey or something.

/me tries to imagine the fryer large enough to handle a turkey, give up and moves slowly away from SnP with hands readily visible.

Bitchslaps the Canuckistani

 

[Professur]

Bish .... *shakes head sadly* YOU'VE FUCKING WELL USED ONE!!!


Remember the last BBQ of yours I attended? Remember the big burner and pot for the corn? Remember the picture on the side of the box it came out of? THAT was a turkey fryer.

Everything you never wanted to know about frying turkeys

 

[tonksy]

Wassamatta, Gonz? you didn't like my link?

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

Tell me that you cut it up before you deep-fry it... or it's a small turkey or something.

/me tries to imagine the fryer large enough to handle a turkey, give up and moves slowly away from SnP with hands readily visible.

Silly Canuck, have you learned nothing yet? I am Southern. I can deep fry ANYTHING!

Of course I'm gonna deep fry that turkey. Whole. All at once. [Arlo]With four part harmony and feeling.[/Arlo] And then we are going to eat it. As God intended.

 

[highwayman]

Silly Canuck, have you learned nothing yet? I am Southern. I can deep fry ANYTHING!

I would be impressed if you could deep fry a whole deer intact...