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Professur said:
Typical american. You shouldn't be pushing on the glass in the first place.
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Pshaw...you're just jealous because you didn't get that one on first. :p
 
highwayman said:
The reason they called it that is because Yugo go for parts to keep it running...
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Didn't Wham do a song about that
Wake Me Up Before Yugo go Lyrics


Jitterbug [4X]

You put the boom-boom into my heart
You send my soul sky high when your lovin' starts
Jitterbug into my brain
Goes a bang-bang-bang 'til my feet do the same
But something's bugging you
Something ain't right
My best friend told me what you did last night
Left me sleepin' in my bed
I was dreaming, but I should have been with you instead.

Wake me up before Yugo go
Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo
Wake me up before Yugo go
I don't want to miss it when you hit that high
Wake me up before Yugo go
'Cause I'm not plannin' on going solo
Wake me up before Yugo go
Take me dancing tonight
I wanna hit that high (yeah, yeah)

You take the grey skies out of my way
You make the sun shine brighter than Doris Day
Turned a bright spark into a flame
My beats per minute never been the same

'Cause you're my lady, I'm your fool
It makes me crazy when you act so cruel
Come on, baby, let's not fight
We'll go dancing, everything will be all right

Wake me up before Yugo go
Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo
Wake me up before Yugo go
I don't want to miss it when you hit that high
Wake me up before Yugo go
'Cause I'm not plannin'' on going solo
Wake me up before Yugo go
Take me dancing tonight
I wanna hit that high (yeah, yeah, baby)

(Jitterbug)
(Jitterbug)

Cuddle up, baby, move in tight
We'll go dancing tomorrow night
It's cold out there, but it's warm in bed
They can dance, we'll stay home instead

(Jitterbug)

Wake me up before Yugo go
Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo
Wake me up before Yugo go
I don't want to miss it when you hit that high
Wake me up before Yugo go
'Cause I'm not plannin' on going solo
Wake me up before Yugo go
Take me dancing tonight
Wake me up before you go-go, don't you dare to leave me hanging on like a
yo-yo
Take me dancing
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:bgpimp:
 
Talk all you want, the Yugo had two things going for it that you'll never take away. First, it could be down to one cylinder and it would still keep going. It might run like shit, but it kept running. And second, you could fix it with 2 rubber bands and a hairpin. Didn't need a fucking degree in astrophysics and half a car dealership's tools to change a sparkplug.
 
Professur said:
And second, you could fix it with 2 rubber bands and a hairpin. Didn't need a fucking degree in astrophysics and half a car dealership's tools to change a sparkplug.
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That won't work, I'm a duct tape and bailing wire type...
 
Won't work on an European car (obviously). Duct tape and bailing wire is how you fix Canadian and American cars. Small wonder you people give the Yugo a bad wrap.
 
I thought this would be a no-brainer, until I noticed the part about practicality.

I live in the sticks. I gotta have a truck. Ergo, the '66 Fairlane would have to be a second car.




I'd have to go with a Ford F150 4X4. No king cab, just two doors like God intended a pickup truck to have. Sliding rear window, tinted windows, cloth interior, and bedliner are musts. CD player and power windows would be nice. Any color except orange, black, or white within reason.
 
SouthernN'Proud said:
I'd have to go with a Ford F150 4X4. No king cab, just two doors like God intended a pickup truck to have.
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Bench seat, since he only has one kid to squeeze in. But then, it's probably not illegal for him to toss the kid in the back like a bag of coal. Up here, you can't even have a dog in back.

Sliding rear window,
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AKA a gunport

tinted windows,
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To hide the shooter


cloth interior,
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to avoid any accidental squeeks that might distrurb the prey

and bedliner are musts.
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easier to clean up


CD player and power windows would be nice.
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Gotta have our comforts.

Any color except orange, black, or white within reason.
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Camo good for you?





Sorry, dude. The stereotype was just too hard not to follow.
 
Bench seat, since he only has one kid to squeeze in. But then, it's probably not illegal for him to toss the kid in the back like a bag of coal. Up here, you can't even have a dog in back.

Bucket seats. We have a family vehicle; this ain't it.

And yes, we can toss the tax deduction in the back for short jaunts if need be.


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Sliding rear window,


AKA a gunport

AKA air conditioner that gets better gas mileage. But I like the way you think.


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tinted windows,


To hide the shooter

To lessen the fading of the interior, and to hide the driver from any potential pissed off criminals and/or their significant others.



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cloth interior,


to avoid any accidental squeeks that might distrurb the prey

To lessen the ass burn factor in hot weather. We get that here.


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and bedliner are musts.



easier to clean up

Helps on resale, and doesn't retain blood stains.

From fishing, of course...

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CD player and power windows would be nice.




Gotta have our comforts.

Indeed


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Any color except orange, black, or white within reason.


Camo good for you?

Like a charm.



Sorry, dude. The stereotype was just too hard not to follow.

S'OK. You're but a mere fungus in the grand scheme of life. Nobody expects a Herculean effort.
 
BTW, V2.0 wants to know who all's coming up for christmas. Evidently she's holding out hope that someone out there won't chicken out.
 
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