caution racy talk.

[CydCharisse]

the real thing is great, but dammit if you want to go on and on and on, only a dildo can keep up

 

[tonksy]

or my husband is at work or out of town or pissing me off or whatever...

 

[Squiggy]

Sure wish I could beg to differ, Cyd....

 

[CydCharisse]

what's the matter, squig? You don't have any energy?

 

[AnomalousEntity]

Eh, You just need the right guy.

 

[Oz]

use your imagination. think of the tempurature changes, hot and cold. add glasslike smoothness. this is a quality product!

For $100+ I'd want the thing to hop down the highstreet and buy a packet of smokes ater the grande finale

 

[tonksy]

For $100+ I'd want the thing to hop down the highstreet and buy a packet of smokes ater the grande finale

don't worry, i'm much too cheap to drop the dough for it!

 

[A.B.Normal]

it is my husbands subscription, it was a birthday gift and i read it more than he does.

Well Duh,guys don't buy it for the reading

 

[tonksy]

Well Duh,guys don't buy it for the reading

lets just say he's 2 issues behind. espn gets read first.

 

[Squiggy]

I buy it just to see what they're wearing....

 

[CydCharisse]

I read my fiancee's FHM, Maxim, and playboy mags. He can't keep his hands off my Cosmo

 

[AnomalousEntity]

lets just say he's 2 issues behind. espn gets read first.

WTF?

 

[chcr]

We never had toys like that when I was a kid...

Sure we did, Squig, you just were hanging out with the "nice" girls rather than the "good" ones.

 

[MuFu]

Quality or not quality........it won't do as well as a penis

In the oven it probably would.

I read my fiancee's FHM, Maxim, and playboy mags. He can't keep his hands off my Cosmo

Never heard it called *that* before! Cute.

MuFu.

 

[AlphaTroll]

Playboy's OK I guess - have always preferred Hustler myself.

And as for glass dildo's, call me crazy, but what if you break that thing? Would have a bitch of a time trying to explain all the stitches

 

[CydCharisse]

don't drop it then

 

[Raven]

but what if you orgasm real hard and snap the bastard?

 

[CydCharisse]

I doubt that would happen

 

[tonksy]

Playboy's OK I guess - have always preferred Hustler myself.

And as for glass dildo's, call me crazy, but what if you break that thing? Would have a bitch of a time trying to explain all the stitches

break a solid pyrex dildo? eek, woman! what the hell to you plan to do with it? hammer nails?

 

[Raven]

roll with me here...my point was if it snaps inside you what happens then? would the need to give you stitches (i.e. cut you open first) to stitch up the original damage?

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