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Hey now, don't punch me! Punch Cleveland Indians SP Jake Westbrook! He told that joke in the May 30, 2005 edition of Sports Illustrated!
 
Thing is, I'm thinking I need to stockpile a few good ones to tell in person. After all, my reputation precedes me and I'm sure you're expecting a few groaners. I wouldn't want to disappoint my faithful aidience. :D
 
Antennae are those things on your TV or radio that provide reception for the TV or radio. The party after a wedding is usually called a reception.

You really didn't miss much.
 
Good thing you are coming then, I'd be next in line for that job, and unfortuantely I do know a good source for bad humor around here...

A police officer is driving along and sees this car swerving all over the road. He finally gets next to the car at a red light and sees the woman driving inside knitting. He motions for her to roll down her window and yells "Pull over", to which she responds, "nope, it's a sweater."
 
Inkara1 said:
Too bad you won't be in Atlanta... I need SOMEONE to tell my jokes to :(
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There will be lots of people to tell your jokes to,just not ones that won't beat the crap out of you afterward. :D
 
A.B.Normal said:
There will be lots of people to tell your jokes to,just not ones that won't beat the crap out of you afterward. :D
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That's the thing... Nixy is soft and cuddly and she wouldn't hurt a fly. :D
 
Oh, I see... so you're going to raid the Walgreen's bug spray aisle before you hit the road?
 
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