Circumsicion

MizzFizzTheBizz said:
i think it is more difficult for a bloke to DIY and wax the nadgers coz you need to pull yer scrotum taut. i would love to inflict that on a bloke...
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I suppose it would be fine if you were a relatively hairless guy, but being somewhat hairy you'd have to wax my entire body or it would look very strange indeed...
 
Oz - ye don't have to wax them, get someone to tweeze them for you :D

Paul - you got the right idea babe - bet you get a lot of blow jobs eh?

Mr legs - you should have come to my private salon - the girls love doing those type of jobs (just remember to tip them - they have in the past 'accidentally' dropped some peroxide on someone's head)
 
My philosophy is don't expect her to do, what you won't

and NEVER use and epilady down there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hence teh cream I love, no nicks OUCH

razor burn

and using regular Nair



AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
AlphaTroll said:
Awe dry yer tears hun. Seems we can't get away from torturing yer bits tonight eh?
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Between catration, circumsicion, suspect waxing and the tweezers........it has been a disturbing day :D

At this rate I'm gonna start wearing leather and chains...........and calling myself Rex :evileek:

Either that or an air hostess called Marigold...
 
bleach said:
Between catration, circumsicion, suspect waxing and the tweezers........it has been a disturbing day :D

At this rate I'm gonna start wearing leather and chains...........and calling myself Rex :evileek:

Either that or an air hostess called Marigold...
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Why not just be both hun? That way you get to lead yourself around the room by a chain attached to your dingaling, all the while dominating and disciplining yourself :D

(and the description of what is running through my mind right now is so bizarre it scares even me :eek: )
 
AlphaTroll said:
Why not just be both hun? That way you get to lead yourself around the room by a chain attached to your dingaling, all the while dominating and disciplining yourself :D

(and the description of what is running through my mind right now is so bizarre it scares even me :eek: )
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Hmm.........lemme get a descent amount of the voddy inside me.

Then anything is possible :D

Counldn't be a dominatrix air hostess tho'..............the seatbelts would take 10 mins to fasten and be impossible to get out of :eh:
 
bleach said:
Hmm.........lemme get a descent amount of the voddy inside me.

Then anything is possible :D

Counldn't be a dominatrix air hostess tho'..............the seatbelts would take 10 mins to fasten and be impossible to get out of :eh:
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You could too be a dominatrix air hostess!

"Und I only vant to hear one cleeck"

(collective click from all passengers)

Maybe not such a good idea - if you started using the oxygen mask to hogtie passengers to the roof :D
 
AlphaTroll said:
You could too be a dominatrix air hostess!

"Und I only vant to hear one cleeck"

(collective click from all passengers)

Maybe not such a good idea - if you started using the oxygen mask to hogtie passengers to the roof :D
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Only trouble is.........it's almost impossible to do the Emergency Exit demonstration bit while wearing latex and restraints ;)

Besides, once they have all "earned" there lil' packets of peanuts we would prolly have been at the destination for an hour :D
 
Ahhhhh.... so this is where you're all hiding.

I can see why! :eek2:

I shall have to cross my legs for a week having read this...
 
bleach said:
Only trouble is.........it's almost impossible to do the Emergency Exit demonstration bit while wearing latex and restraints ;)

Besides, once they have all "earned" there lil' packets of peanuts we would prolly have been at the destination for an hour :D
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But just think how much fun it would be making them 'earn' it! Hmmm - and making them earn the right to go to the toilet on a 16 hour flight :D
 
Aunty Em said:
Ahhhhh.... so this is where you're all hiding.

I can see why! :eek2:

I shall have to cross my legs for a week having read this...
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No, this is why we're all hiding...
 
AlphaTroll said:
But just think how much fun it would be making them 'earn' it! Hmmm - and making them earn the right to go to the toilet on a 16 hour flight :D
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As much as I'm tempted..........

Even I can't get into Earning Toilet Priveledges from A Transvestite Dominatrix Air Hostess :D
 
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