10 years on one job is a record. Five years after being bought by a huge conglomerate who didn't appreciate or want trucks & after months of expectation (being the sole reamining driver for my company) it finally happened.
I've been terminated.
My job is no longer an active part of "our future". Man, I don't want to get a real job. I've had this cushy assed driving job for so long I forgot what real work is. What a pain in the ass.
I know, I'll blame Bush. 10 weeks severance plus 3 weeks vacation plus the one final profit sharing check. It seems that opting for one large package, instead of remaining on payroll for 14 weeks, is the best bet.
Time for a weeks vacation (you people are gonna be sooooo sorry) then it'll take about 48 minutes to get a job. It'll take a week for paperwork & government regualtions but I'll be hired. I sure as hell hope there are more cushy jobs available. Otherwise I may have to cut back on my OTC time.
I've been terminated.
My job is no longer an active part of "our future". Man, I don't want to get a real job. I've had this cushy assed driving job for so long I forgot what real work is. What a pain in the ass.
I know, I'll blame Bush. 10 weeks severance plus 3 weeks vacation plus the one final profit sharing check. It seems that opting for one large package, instead of remaining on payroll for 14 weeks, is the best bet.
Time for a weeks vacation (you people are gonna be sooooo sorry) then it'll take about 48 minutes to get a job. It'll take a week for paperwork & government regualtions but I'll be hired. I sure as hell hope there are more cushy jobs available. Otherwise I may have to cut back on my OTC time.