drunken haiku

[nnewton]

its hard to see things
they wiggle across my sight
i try to catch them

 

[tommyj27]

bottle is empty
smashed it on the monitor
why does my hand bleed

 

[nnewton]

brandy and orange juice
tastes kinda like tylenol
the kind for children

 

[tommyj27]

drink the alcohol
i wake up on the floor
where did my bed go

 

[tommyj27]

done with finals week
ready for debauchery
unlikely alone

 

[nnewton]

alone with myself
i use my hand (and fingers)
its almost as good

 

[nnewton]

beer on my keyboard
what can i do now but cry?
lost beer is like pain

 

[nnewton]

tommy eats my dick
he says it tastes like chicken
i'd like it back please

 

[nnewton]

regurgitation
doesnt look like it used to
dont work good either

 

[tommyj27]

make drunken haiku
post on off-topic central
recall come morning

 

[nnewton]

i read it and blush
what lousy excrament i wrote
but hell i was drunk

 

[tommyj27]

queen was homo guys
played the game with other men
they rock very much

 

[nnewton]

nice change of subject
this is still drunken haiku
nothing can change that

 

[tommyj27]

bush is a retard
ashcroft kicks him every day
kick the poor retard

 

[nnewton]

i kick his scrotum
no more little texan kids
i take them away

 

[nnewton]

terror makes bush rich
i do not mean george only
the whole family wins

 

[tommyj27]

newton and tommy
should be drinking together
then unstoppable

 

[nnewton]

tommy speaks the truth
unstoppable drunk people
will rule the world

 

[tommyj27]

wild techno music
i think i am tripping balls
bush would not survive

 

[nnewton]

bush doesnt survive
there are some who are crying
but not too many