drunken haiku

nnewton · Dec 22, 2002

US over all
we kick lots of brown buttocks
look at them quiver

nnewton · Dec 22, 2002

not quite drunk enough
need a lot more hard liquor
where shall i get it?

tommyj27 · Dec 22, 2002

wish i had mushrooms
they always make boredom fun
it is just the booze

nnewton · Dec 22, 2002

consume the mushrooms
wait for the walls to chase you
you cant hide from them

tommyj27 · Dec 22, 2002

guinness with newton
tomorrow unstoppable
it will be insane

nnewton · Dec 22, 2002

looks like motor oil
tastes like sweet caress of bliss
i want more of it

tommyj27 · Dec 22, 2002

write haiku with us
we need some drunken helpers
a big group effort

nnewton · Dec 22, 2002

your post makes me glad
others will be good for us
they will create things

nnewton · Dec 22, 2002

lots of haiku now
and then lots more beer later
can it get better?

nnewton · Dec 22, 2002

jesus tries the beer
he says it is very good
then he has some more

tommyj27 · Dec 22, 2002

some russian missiles
off the coast of florida
cubans are unwise

Jon · Dec 22, 2002

just came back from work
need to stay awake but how?
ah bollocks to it

Scanty · Dec 22, 2002

I use cocktail sticks
Holding apart your eyelids
Works every time

Jon · Dec 22, 2002

can't be fucking arsed
i am in at 8 tonight
grr twatting Wal-Mart

Ardsgaine · Dec 22, 2002

I just had one beer
In the morning I awake
My head does not hurt

tommyj27 · Dec 23, 2002

our drunken haiku
none was written yesterday
that damned timesplitters

BlurOfSerenity · Dec 23, 2002

i'm too young to drink.
i don't want to, anyway.
i am a good girl.

BlurOfSerenity · Dec 23, 2002

i like sangria.
i really dont like to drink,
but sangria's great.

BlurOfSerenity · Dec 23, 2002

i've had some champagne.
i drank it in my room with
my friend. it was good.

BlurOfSerenity · Dec 23, 2002

ok, i guess i
do like to drink sometimes, but
not an awful lot.