drunken haiku

[ol' man]

Wake in the morn
Making go juice
Off to school with speeder peder.

 

[tommyj27]

an observation
good girl a relative thing
a big myth me thinks

 

[Ardsgaine]

As Aristotle said
Good is said in many ways
Good for what purpose?

 

[BlurOfSerenity]

good for the purpose
of not being bad. that is
the purpose, you see.

 

[Ardsgaine]

We call a thing good,
if it serves its function well.
What is your function?

 

[Scanty]

Wake in the morning
And I'm wanting some breakfast
What margarine shall...

 

[Scanty]

I spread on my toast
Ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo
Ooo oooh...VITALITE.

 

[unclehobart]

Vitalite, marmite
Its all what Santa craves now
cookies and milk suck

 

[Scanty]

I hear you hobart
Dig out your best yeasty treats
On the bread, to spread.

 

[BlurOfSerenity]

my function is to
right wrongs and triumph over
evil, things like squirls

 

[BlurOfSerenity]

(i said "squirl" instead
because "squirrel" was quite a
bit too long, it seems. )

 

[tommyj27]

was drinking the beer
i can now remember stuff
must drink more beer soon

 

[tommyj27]

before i was cold
i warm up the russian way
the vodka is gone

 

[tommyj27]

now i am less cold
but my old chair gives me pain
stupid bolt up my ass

 

[HubbaHubba]

Bumping my post count
you guys need to get a life
i need one also

 

[Ardsgaine]

A drunken haiku
Holds its head in agony
Early in the morn...

 

[Aunty Em]

an old thread is like
empty bottles, regretted
on awakening

 

[tommyj27]

a lot of booze drunk.
this thread has been neglected.
bump the thread i shall.

 

[Inkara1]

Fuck shit piss and cunt
Cocksucker motherfucker
And, of couse, there's tits

I call it the "Seven Words You Can't Say on Television" haiku. George Carlin would be proud.

 

[tommyj27]

i played the poker.
lost three bucks i did.
the drunks were funny.