Dumbing down in Britain

paul_valaru said:
well, I don't think it was the necronomicon.

nor the talmud

or the koran

(though I guess, it might contain parts of both of the latter two)
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not the latter latter. wasn't (this mysterious book we're discussing) pretty much fully cooked by ~300-400 CE? mohamet didn't go about his random ejaculations until (i think) mid to later 600s CE.
 
Check out the top 100 quotes from Christian forums.

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I often debate with evolutionists because I believe that they are narrow mindedly and dogmatically accepting evolution without questioning it. I don't really care how God did what He did. I know He did it."


Awesome read. Too many great ones to post.
 
spike said:
Check out the top 100 quotes from Christian forums.

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I often debate with evolutionists because I believe that they are narrow mindedly and dogmatically accepting evolution without questioning it. I don't really care how God did what He did. I know He did it."


Awesome read. Too many great ones to post.
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It's obvious that these where specially chosen, and represent the lowest common denominator, but my favorite is

Athiests as a Majority

This is what it would be like, if the majority of people were athiests.
ATHIEST KID: Mom, I'm going to go fuck a hooker.
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, son.
ATHIEST KID: Afterwards, I'm going to go smoke pot with my friends, since it's "not addictive."
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, come home soon!

The athiest kid leaves the room. The father comes home from work several minutes later.

ATHIEST DAD: Hey!
ATHIEST MOM: Hi, honey! I'm pregnant again. I guess I'll just get another abortion, since "fetuses don't count as human life."
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, get as many abortions as you want!
ATHIEST MOM: Oh, and don't go in the bedroom.
ATHIEST DAD: Why not?
ATHIEST MOM: There are two gay men fucking eachother in there.
ATHIEST DAD: Why are they here?
ATHIEST MOM: I wanted to watch them do it for awhile. They just aren't finished yet.
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, that's fine with me!

Suddenly, their neighbor runs into the house.

ATHIEST NEIGHBOR: Come quick, there's a Christian outside!
ATHIEST MOM: We'll be right there!

The athiest couple quickly put on a pair of black robes and hoods. They then exit the house, and run into the street, where a Christian is nailed to a large, wooden X. He is being burned alive. A crowd of athiests stand around him, all wearing black robes and hoods.

RANDOM ATHIEST: Damn you, Christian! We hate you! We claim to be tolerant of all religions. But we really hate your's! That's because we athiests are hypocritical like that! Die, Christian!

THE END

Scary, isn't it?
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2minkey said:
hmmmm. well, if it is, then, a jealous god, you can keep it. cuz that shit's pretty fucking weak.

"hi, there. i'm, all powerful, but i'm also kind of a 12 year-old at the same time. worship me or it's eternal hellfire."

*no sale*

*next contestant, please*
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So you will take the gamble that your soul will be damned for all eternity? As I said before, it's the only game in town.
 
I have an agreement with God. I believe in Him and He believes in me.

As for the Bible, if you take it in full context it says merely this:

Believe in the Father. Believe in the Son. Obey the Ten Commandments; and be the best person you can be while you are on this Earth.

Other than that, it is a nice book full of morality plays, stories, history, and geography.
 
chcr said:
In my experience, there are as many opinions about religion as there are people. Interestingly, I don't know of anyone who thinks their take is incorrect. :D
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jimpeel said:
I have an agreement with God. I believe in Him and He believes in me.

As for the Bible, if you take it in full context it says merely this:

Believe in the Father. Believe in the Son. Obey the Ten Commandments; and be the best person you can be while you are on this Earth.

Other than that, it is a nice book full of morality plays, stories, history, and geography.
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:lol2:
 
Since a private admonition has not seemed to deter you perhaps a public admonition will suffice to get through your thick skull.

CHCR, STOP SENDING ME PRIVATE MESSAGES! I AM NOT AT ALL INTERESTED IN YOUR INSIPIDLY STUPID PAP! GO AWAY! STOP! CEASE! DESIST!

GET IT?
 
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