Earth is too crowded

[AlphaTroll]

thermonuclear extermination of the entire population of the third world has my vote

Well I'll say my goodbyes then - since I occupy part of the fucking third world

 

[Winky]

So how did you folks escape meeting the same fate as the White Rhodesian farmers?

 

[AlphaTroll]

What does that have to do with the fact that you want to nuke me?

 

[Winky]

honesty in politics
republican - kill the poor
democrat - eat the rich (except us, the leaders of course)

That's not entirely accurate:

Demorat: Make everyone equally poor
(except us, the leaders of course)

and

Republican: Who gives a shit about the poor anyway!

 

[Winky]

Just saving you from the mortal danger you are in...

 

[AlphaTroll]

I am in mortal danger.....of what exactly? You?

 

[Winky]

I suppose...

 

[paul_valaru]

I am in mortal danger.....of what exactly? You?

the terrorists!!!!!!

you know the iraq..i mean the afgani..i mean the the irania..I mean the korea...I mean the canadians!!!

yes the canadians, with their maple syrop monopoly

 

[AlphaTroll]

Hah - I have a plan with Canadians...round these parts were marry 'em and then proceed to totally Afrikanerise them

 

[paul_valaru]

Hah - I have a plan with Canadians...round these parts were marry 'em and then proceed to totally Afrikanerise them

nah, I will stay put.

life is good here, the thinkgs you can do with maple syrop are amazing.

 

[BeardofPants]

Good god, do I want to know what 'syrop' is?

 

[paul_valaru]

Good god, do I want to know what 'syrop' is?

it's syrup, i took out the U so the americans can read it, they hate Us

 

[AlphaTroll]

Only double-u's silly.

 

[paul_valaru]

Only double-u's silly.

only 49% oh them hate double u

and of that 49% honestly probably 40% hate double u cause it's the cool thing to do.

 

[AlphaTroll]

And the other 9% have no sense of humour innit? Of which apprimately 3.6% could possibly trace that back to the fact that they are colourblind.