famous last words

tonksy

tonksy

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Famous Last Words (editted for lousy content)

"I'll get a world record for this."

"He's probably just hibernating." :tardbang:

"What does this button do?"

"I'm making a citizen's arrest."

"It's probably just a rash."

"Are you sure the power is off?"

"The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!"

"Pull the pin and count to what?"

"I've seen this done on TV."

"Nice doggie."

"I can do this with my eyes closed."

"What duck?" :rofl4:
 
D&D Style

"Let's go in."
"Let's not go in."
"Stab the dragon and tell it to get off me."
"Let me handle this."
"Whaddya mean, a pentagram only has FIVE sides?"
"What a useless scroll. It just says, HASTUR HASTUR HASTUR over and over again..."
"Click?? ...This doesn't come with ammo?"
"Why is your torch flame turning blue?"
"Trust me."
"I never get lost."
"They're only kobolds!"
"Wonder what this button does ?"
"Can I eat this green slime?"
"I'll just walk up to the dragon invisibly"
"This type of undead can't drain levels"
"That's only a statue"
"Don't worry, wyvern don't attack unless they're provoked."
"They need a twenty to hit me, I'm invincible"
"Don't worry sir, we can handle it."
"You jump down and distract him, and I'll shoot him."
"I've been here before. There are no traps in this section."
"I attempt to disbelieve."
"I cast a fireball" (into a 10'x10'x10' room)
 
At church

"I do" :blank:

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"That gun isn't Loaded" John Lennon

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here are some
Vamp the Dark Ages/Masquerade
Brujah and Ventrue: lets go in there
what the hell is that thing?
werewolves? hunters? mages? demons? where?
Evil doers!! where?
I think i killed it
IT was dead damit!!
 
paul_valaru said:
all I kow is I want to die in my sleep, peacefully, like my uncle

not screaming, like his passengers
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:rofl3: :D

Famous last words (a la Spike Milligan): "I told you I was ill!"
 
paul_valaru said:
don't you gay guys all like little boys?

heard someone say that...saw the smackdown that followed
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Yeah...theres something that most attempted anti-gay peeps forget when they harrass gay men...gay men tend to work out 3-4 times more often than the average guy...gotta upkeep that bod... oh, and those muscles aren't just ornamental :)
 
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