famous last words

What time did you say your husband gets home?

I can pass him, I'll just floor it.

Go back to sleep dear, it was just the wind.

So this puffer fish dish, it's a delicacy, right?
 
"you could get a better picture of that bear by sneaking up on it from behind that rock"

These words were actually uttered by someone I was camping with,needless to say ,I didn't get a very good pic. :crying4:
 
"A bear!!! I'll play dead and he'll leave me alone"
"Hunting moose with bow and arrow is fun"
"Look...baby cubs...aren't they cute"
"Don't be silly...the train never passes here in the mornings"
"Ten minutes to get to work...I'll just take this shortcut"
"So...how many hormones do you have to take to get that big?"
 
Let me take care of this, bitch


yes! yes! oh god!!!



holy shit!!!




is it dead?


no its allright I can handle it
 
"Oh...I'm sorry. I thought that you were pregnant"

"PMS shmeeMS...where's my supper!?!"

"I think that I'll try the expert slope today"
 
Leslie said:
what were you thinking!!?? :banghead:
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It's "Miss Right vs. Miss Right Now 101" from the School of Hard Knocks. I'm thinking I should have taken that class at California State University, Fresno instead.

Speak of the devil, I haven't heard anything from them lately. They're probably pretty smug right now since the stuff on the divorce at Cato's site got whisked away. They probably think their lawsuit scare tactics worked. Odd how the first amendment only applies when it's convenient for them.
 
Inky, next time you start thinking about getting married, take out your penis, lay it out on a table. And beat hell outta it with a hammer. It'll hurt less.
 
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