Favorite wizard?
- Thread starter Jeslek
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*checks the official bitchslap hand book that Na left in my safe keeping for the weekend*
NOPE! See! Says right here *points at page* "Ardsgaine does not have the right to bitchslap any member of the bitchslapping team". Since I am the one who started the discussion about his sexuality and I am also the head bitchslap cheerleader you'd better take that bitchslap back Ardsgaine or Na is gonna have one atomic bitchslap for you when she gets here. I am being nice by not writing a cheer so it's already when she gets here!
NOPE! See! Says right here *points at page* "Ardsgaine does not have the right to bitchslap any member of the bitchslapping team". Since I am the one who started the discussion about his sexuality and I am also the head bitchslap cheerleader you'd better take that bitchslap back Ardsgaine or Na is gonna have one atomic bitchslap for you when she gets here. I am being nice by not writing a cheer so it's already when she gets here!
nalani
Well-Known Member
*takes up the matter*
Nixy, the Plaintiff, says that Ardsgaine bitchslapped her and other members of the BitchSlapSquad. Ardsgaine, the defendent and Member of OTCentral, says he's done no such thing ... both parties have agreed to dismiss their court cases and have their dispute settled here ...
THE BITCHSLAPPER'S COURT
after examining the evidence at hand, I find Ardsgaine innocent of the charges of bitchslapping an Official Bitchslap Member .. it has been shown that he did indeed excuse Nixy and Jan - both BSS (BitchSlapSquad) Members and the bitchslapping for making the thread about some dude's sexuality was warranted. However, I do find him guilty of bitchslapping outside of the proper authority ... therefore, I sentence him to Nekkid Streaking at the whime of any and all BSS Members .. he is also hereby sentenced to bringing non-skanky beer for each of the BSS Members until .. ummm... *looking at the calendar* ... hmm.. [Squintz from "the Sandlot] for-e-ver ... for-e-ver ...[/Squintz from "the Sandlot"]
*bitchslapping the desk with the beer gavel*
Bitchslap Court is now adjourned.
Nixy, the Plaintiff, says that Ardsgaine bitchslapped her and other members of the BitchSlapSquad. Ardsgaine, the defendent and Member of OTCentral, says he's done no such thing ... both parties have agreed to dismiss their court cases and have their dispute settled here ...
THE BITCHSLAPPER'S COURT
after examining the evidence at hand, I find Ardsgaine innocent of the charges of bitchslapping an Official Bitchslap Member .. it has been shown that he did indeed excuse Nixy and Jan - both BSS (BitchSlapSquad) Members and the bitchslapping for making the thread about some dude's sexuality was warranted. However, I do find him guilty of bitchslapping outside of the proper authority ... therefore, I sentence him to Nekkid Streaking at the whime of any and all BSS Members .. he is also hereby sentenced to bringing non-skanky beer for each of the BSS Members until .. ummm... *looking at the calendar* ... hmm.. [Squintz from "the Sandlot] for-e-ver ... for-e-ver ...[/Squintz from "the Sandlot"]
*bitchslapping the desk with the beer gavel*
Bitchslap Court is now adjourned.
equinoxe3d
New Member
Ardsgaine said:
Then I want Raistlin and Dalamar too!!! (DragonLance)
I haven't read much on Forgotten Realms except the Dark Elf Trilogy (it rocks) and some with Glint and Wulfgar (can't get the book names cause I read them in french), but my friend read the ones with Elminster and found it was some the best stuff of Forgotten Realms. I personnaly like DragonLance a bit more, got more addicted to the story
