Fortune

[freako104]

I liked that fortune! It turned out to be true! Someone REALLY wanted my body today!

yes thats today and everyday

 

[freako104]

the must be psychic....

or stalking you

dammit i hate being stalked. dont people have good taste than to stalk me??

 

[SexyBoo]

Hmmm When did you get that????

When I thought I was going to stop having sex with you!

 

[AnomalousEntity]

When I thought I was going to stop having sex with you!

Im strangely turned on again....

 

[SexyBoo]

Im strangely turned on again....

I would say that is totally understandable. Particularly if you are thinking about Friday....

 

[SexyBoo]

Your fortune for today...
You are what you eat.
OH man! I knew I should have eaten my Millionaire Frosted Oat Flakes this morning!

 

[Oz]

Your fortune for today...
You are what you eat.
OH man! I knew I should have eaten my Millionaire Frosted Oat Flakes this morning!

Yeesh.......no cunnilingus for me today then

 

[Shadowfax]

lol

 

[Aunty Em]

... You've sold it for Medical Research after you're dead?

 

[AnomalousEntity]

Ummm..

89 cent C&W peperoni pizza and the orange flavored moutain dew, 1/2 a doughnut, and some benefiber.

 

[tonksy]

Your fortune for today...
You are what you eat.

i've never thought of myself as a bowl of kraft macaroni and cheese before.....

 

[AlphaTroll]

Shit! Oh well - at least I'm not peanut butter

 

[SexyBoo]

Yeesh.......no cunnilingus for me today then

LMAO! That is just too damn funny bleach!

 

[Aunty Em]

Shit! Oh well - at least I'm not peanut butter

Hmmm, roast chicken... wonder what I'd look like in bootleg jeans and T?

 

[tonksy]

Hmmm, roast chicken... wonder what I'd look like in bootleg jeans and T?

well at least your body could support clothing...macaroni would just spill right on out.

 

[freako104]

Your fortune for today...
You are what you eat.
OH man! I knew I should have eaten my Millionaire Frosted Oat Flakes this morning!

i could use this as a really bad pick up line. but id get banned its so bad

 

[Raven]

hey its like Jack Daniels.....you know, worth a shot

 

[freako104]

only if she finds it amusing is it worth it. oh wait shes worth it. im not

 

[Raven]

bleh try this one:

Are you stalking me? Because that would be super

 

[freako104]

hey only nixy can use the trout on me. besides it only works when one doesnt enjoy it