75renegade said:May wanna take a couple of bottles o' Pepto.........the breakfast of hung-over champions!!
HeXp£Øi± said:Screw it. Who needs pepto when you got left over Vodka!
bleach said:"left over" never heard of that brand
AlphaTroll said:I think it's one of those cheap brands that they sell to people who have never gone camping with me
bleach said:lol..........you need a good vodka, it has to be powerful enough to be really flammable.....comes in handy to light the fire
AlphaTroll said:You'd use voddy to light a fire? Hun, when did you finally lose yer marbles?
bleach said:Good point..................better pack some extra lighter fluid.
Marbles were last seen rolling down the hill...........to be honest I was quite happy to let 'em go
AlphaTroll said:Kinda like yer virginity eh?
though I'm of course not meaning to imply that the loss of small round balls is EXACTLY the same thing
bleach said:I wish I had my virginity back.......was fun losing it the first time, be bloody amazing if it had been stored up all those years
Tho' it would prolly happen as quick as that
AlphaTroll said:Experienced virgin required anyone?
Aunty Em said:A knife, a ground sheet, a rope, some rocks and a tree.... everything else is unnecessary baggage... apart from the beer.
Oh yeah, one of those artic sleeping bags would come in handy too.
bleach said:I wish I had my virginity back.......was fun losing it the first time, be bloody amazing if it had been stored up all those years
Tho' it would prolly happen as quick as that
tonks said:i'd take back my virginity, if i could keep everything i'd learned. if i couldn't why the hell would i want the damn thing back?
bleach said:for sure........I wouldn't want to start learning all over again, some of it was too much like hard work the first time around
tonks said:all that time with high school boys...such a waste...no, i've i could do it all again, i'd have "bigger" fish to fry...
AlphaTroll said:Oh, amen to that! Besides, there's only so much one can do with a 17 year old virgin screaming "Is it in yet, is it in yet?"
(No you fucking retard, but you just keep baning my navel - safest sex you'll ever have )