greenfreak
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I have a sneaking suspicion that there is no movie and whorable is making all of this up.
The Wizard of Oz?
The Wizard of Oz?
Wife: Kids, where's your Father? Daughter: He's upstairs masturbating to gay porn. Wife: Again?
Here's the plan. You go over there and fuck them in the ass while we sit here and masturbate!
You mean that thing you just mentioned, just now? Oh, we are right on top of that, Don
You are gay! You are a homosexual! I know it, your family knows it, dogs know it! The only one who doesn't know it is you!
I got red, I got green, I got yellow... I'm out of purple, but I do have one Gold Circle coin left... the condom of champions... the one and only... nothin' is gettin' through this sucker. Whaddya say, hmm?
"I've never seen a human this close before. Oh - he's very handsome, isn't he?"
"I dunno, he looks kinda hairy and slobbery to me. "