HAIL my children

[Professur]

G.A. The dipshit that started this thread.

 

[abooja]

Who has the balls to ban GOD ALMIGHTY?

 

[tonksy]

G.A. The dipshit that started this thread.

oh...i see....my bad.

 

[Professur]

Now, Tonks, you didn't really think I was referring to you, did you?

 

[tonksy]

Now, Tonks, you didn't really think I was referring to you, did you?

certainly not!...i just thought i didn't get the joke

 

[Professur]

Good. But what joke?

 

[tonksy]

Good. But what joke?

i don't know

 

[PT]

Yo god. Sup. I have to say that I'm just mildly pissed about the world at large. Spongebob is gay, and therefore bad, but it's ok to show Fear Factor on prime time TV. Explain.

It's ok for the US to give 350+ million to victims of a tsunami, yet we still have people dying in our own streets. Explain.

And what is up with the platypus?

 

[Sharky]

Please give Terri Schiavo and her family the peace they deserve.

Florida Loses Appeal in Terri Schiavo Case

 

[GOD ALMIGHTY]

Why are women the designated sex to bear children?

I chose not to endow men with breasts. Give a man breasts and nothing would ever get done.

all we have is the inferiority of mortal speculation

That shall be the way I keep it. Want to know what happens after death? I will tell you when your body dies.

I mean C'Mon doesn't everything have a beginning and an end?

Hence my motto, I AM.

As for the rest of your absurd questions and mundane statements, let me remind, I decided to not intervene in your petty squabblings a few years back. Following the flood. It's all written down. There has been some loss due to translation while little in the predominance of my ideals was lost.

 

[BeardofPants]

Well, okay then.

/me whips off God's pants and runs like the wiiiiind

 

[Leslie]

GA, you suck.

No karma for j00.

 

[IDLEchild]

No karma for j00.

God is a j00? whoa!!!

So the j00s are the chosen people.

 

[PT]

GA, you suck.

No karma for j00.

Ditto that.

 

[Spirit]

Oh God.

 

[MrBishop]

What happened to the Apocrypha and the book of Q ?


I know that we can still find some Bibles with the Apocrypha in it, but what's up with Q?