MrBishop
Well-Known Member
Highlights of Bill Gates' Birthday Party
The part where he bought out the competing birthday party next door.
The thrilling rumor an actual woman might show up.
Employee who decorated cake with trick candles that can't be blown out? (Fired!)
Instead of blowing out candles, making vanquished business rivals put them out with their bare hands.
Kids got to smash piñatas full of $10,000 bills.
The annual tradition - the drunkest guy in the room has to cut Bill's hair.
Happy Birthday Bill...may you live long enough to actually fix Windows.
The part where he bought out the competing birthday party next door.
The thrilling rumor an actual woman might show up.
Employee who decorated cake with trick candles that can't be blown out? (Fired!)
Instead of blowing out candles, making vanquished business rivals put them out with their bare hands.
Kids got to smash piñatas full of $10,000 bills.
The annual tradition - the drunkest guy in the room has to cut Bill's hair.
Happy Birthday Bill...may you live long enough to actually fix Windows.
