Have you ever licked a 9 volt battery?

[Altron]

Lick one so your tounge hits the + and - clips.
It's pretty cool
If anything happens, I didn't tell you to do this.

 

[Luis G]

i'm not that dumb

 

[Q]

Put the + end in your mouth and the - end up your butt, see what happens.

If anything happens, this was MY great idea.

 

[BlurOfSerenity]

*tries to imagine the position, thinks it would be extremely difficult. plans to try it when she gets really bored*

 

[Q]

*hint* (mostly for Altron) use two batteries

 

[Squiggy]

Lets cross our fingers......and wait for the "POP"

 

[Altron]

9volt batteries have + and - on the same side.
It feels a bit tingly, but 9 volts (especially from a battery) can't kill you

 

[Q]

For an enhanced effect: use two car batteries!

 

[Altron]

They are only about 12 volts or so...

 

[Q]

Exactly. Just a slight difference in voltage.

Mom has one in her car, Dad has one in his. Do I need to draw a diagram?

 

[Altron]

I usually just stick my fingers on the wires form my 12v panasonic telephone adapters.
Seriously though, you should try it...

 

[Q]

I knew you needed a diagram

Red jumper cable: Altrons mouth
Other red jumper cable Moms + terminal

Black jumper cable Altrons butt
Other black jumper cable Dads - terminal

you will probably need someone to start one of the cars, most jumper cables aren't that long. Do you have a brother?

 

[Luis G]

 

[s4]

What if Q hooked up once cable at her house to herself and Altron hooked up one at his to himself? We could then run a line to both of them.

 

[fury]

I knew you needed a diagram

Red jumper cable: Altrons mouth
Other red jumper cable Moms + terminal

Black jumper cable Altrons butt
Other black jumper cable Dads - terminal

you will probably need someone to start one of the cars, most jumper cables aren't that long. Do you have a brother?

 

[Altron]

I knew you needed a diagram

Red jumper cable: Altrons mouth
Other red jumper cable Moms + terminal

Black jumper cable Altrons butt
Other black jumper cable Dads - terminal

you will probably need someone to start one of the cars, most jumper cables aren't that long. Do you have a brother?

Wrong. You would need to connect Mom,s - terminal to Dad's + terminal to make it work.
How much amps/volts can car batteries make?

 

[Professur]

The average altenator cranks out about 60 amps at 15 volts. If you're willing to explode the battery, you can short it for about 700 amps at 12 volts.

 

[Squiggy]

You would need to connect Mom,s - terminal to Dad's + terminal to make it work.

Well....At least hes starting to understand the sex thing.....

 

[Altron]

lol

 

[whoreable]

MY FRIEND USED A STUNGUN ON ME. IT USED A 9 VOLT