I have a gay stalker

ipmoof said:
You are female, apparently.
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Oh she' s female allright, an' she's got a well-trained possey of doggies with little laserbeams attached to their heads, who're more than ready to turn any 'unbelievers' into steamin' piles of elephant dung.........figuratively speakin'.:D
 
If Jerrek or Jezebel or whatever the fuck his name is now, ever started stalking me...I'd have to drive up to Montreal and start shooting eveybody I even thought might be him.
 
75renegade said:
Ummm......Q?

Yer doggies DO still have those little lasers attached to them, don't they?
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No...we had to give the lasers back....some crap about deadly weapons and permits... BUT they do have big CHOMPING teeth.....and they don't like rodents, which would include weasels.
 
Q said:
If Jerrek or Jezebel or whatever the fuck his name is now, ever started stalking me...I'd have to drive up to Montreal and start shooting eveybody I even thought might be him.
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Wrong town. But feel free, they're mostly French up there. Just don't hit Prof.

And don't worry, I doubt anyone would want to stalk you. :)
 
Jeslek said:
Q said:
If Jerrek or Jezebel or whatever the fuck his name is now, ever started stalking me...I'd have to drive up to Montreal and start shooting eveybody I even thought might be him.
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Wrong town. But feel free, they're mostly French up there. Just don't hit Prof.

And don't worry, I doubt anyone would want to stalk you. :)
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'gluttons' fer punishment, me thinks...................*bolts fer the door*...
 
lol moof, i had to do a double take.
jeslek? whats up with the name changes every couple of months?
COMMIT, its like girls or guys, you just gotta make a decision and stick with it. but please refrain from hitting on all the guys, you make them nervous.
now go get yerself a chick and have her ducktape you to the bed......
 
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