I know this is how I guard my porn!

[SexyBoo]

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[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]AKRON, Ohio - For safety, many people purchase guard dogs to protect their homes and belongings. One Ohio drug-dealer ditched the traditional dog idea and went with two boa constrictors and a four-foot alligator to guard his combination safe. Police carefully removed the animals to gain access to Arlander Ables' heavily guarded safe. What did Ables keep hidden in his reptile-protected metal box? About 50 pornographic photos. Apparently the nudie pics were more valuable to the owner than the 5 grams of crack and 7 grams of marijuana police found not guarded by slithering cold-bloods.

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[tonksy]

i keep mine in my husbands underwear drawer...*wink*

 

[SexyBoo]

i keep mine in my husbands underwear drawer...*wink*

In most cases, that would certainly be a safe place as well!

 

[PT]

I keep mine on my puter.

 

[unclehobart]

I keep mine stored in cases and shrinkwrapped in 6 foot high stacks on several 40x48 pallets in the basement. Its added to the R value of the house against winter chill.

 

[PT]

See now, I've never been able to get good insulation value out of mine. I must be doing something wrong. Do you cross stack or just use the straight up method?

 

[unclehobart]

Cross stacking. Its also important not to impede general air circulation as it causes varied hot/cold spots. Also, do not stack directly up against the walls as it runs the risk of drawing termites.

 

[PT]

Oh man, there is nothing worse than Holy Porn. Or holey porn. Hmmm.

 

[unclehobart]

It also can wick moisture up through the walls and turn all 4 years of your copies of Naughty Madrid Nurses into mushroom growing loam.

Tragic thing that ... *tsk*

 

[Kawaii]

Mehhhh! What a redneck. He *obviously* should have stored it on his harddrive, encrypted with 1024-bit security.

 

[MrBishop]

CDRW - never underestimate the power of storage onto small, easily hidden disks.

 

[tonksy]

but seriously, the underwear drawer is as hidden as it gets...i mean, what's the big deal?

 

[Inkara1]

If I'd wanted to hide any porn from Brandi, all I had to do was put it under her work shoes.

 

[unclehobart]

If I'd wanted to hide any porn from Brandi, all I had to do was put it under her work shoes.

hmmm... Sounds like someone likes his coffee extra bitter.

 

[Urlysis]

or he enjoys sleepin on the couch.

 

[Professur]

Naw, he's got that bed all to his self now.

 

[freako104]

i keep mine next to my bed. or on my comp

 

[Thulsa Doom]

the ceiling of course.

 

[freako104]

its stuck there isnt it

 

[Thulsa Doom]

its stuck there isnt it

Well just don’t ask what I use for adhesive…