If Pot was legal and taxeable

Marijuana does have its evil side.
Adam Sandler movies are funny.
Your keyboard turns a dayglow orange from all the Doritos you eat.
You get brilliant insights into the human condition but can't remember them 15 seconds later.
Inhaling embers and burnt fingertips.

What if you like Adam Sandler movies and you ent been smokin'? :mope:
 
The only Sandler movie I've seen is "Happy Gillmore" but it was funny. Almost as much as "Caddyshack" as far as golf movies go.
 
OK, we're going to throw out all the NO SMOKING laws because pot is ok. Then we'll plug in our new cars, creating megatons of carbon. Unfortunately, the stoners won't have the gumption to drive to their new construction job building solar energy turbines so we'll run out of power but, damnit, we're stoned & nobody will care.
 
And that you've quite accurately described said environment
making pot legal would be a rational progression in today's world.

Collect govt. check
Buy Govt. pot
Smoke up
Surf the internet Algore created
If anything goes wrong line up for free healthcare
Womb to tomb responsibility free living
Sign me the hell up for that one.

Don't know who's gonna do any work
but who cares we've got Obama dollars!
 
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