If you had a Million Dollars ... ?

MrBishop

MrBishop

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A buddy of mine once said
"I'd spend half of it on hot women and cold beer....and probably just squander the rest."

What'd you do?
 
Buy a nice home, a nice car, and ensure my kids made it through college.
 
Pay my debts, buy the JEEP I want, and definately quit my job. Invest a bit here and there for future use. And enjoy the rest of my days enjoying the money - whether it be at my little house in the country that I'll buy or spending time on the beach in Nassau ... :D
 
Buy a house, pay my debts and invest the rest in property to let... it's the only thing that's actually making a decent return over here at the moment.
 
probably buy a house back home in Rockville or at least in Montgomery CO where i grew up, go to college somewhere. travel more. get more tats and whips :D. get more fetishy clothes :D anf put some in the bank
 
if i had a million dollars
if i had a million dollars
well i'd buy you a house
i would buy you a house

if i had a million dollars
if i had a million dollars
i'd buy you furniture for your house
maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman

if i had a million dollars
if i had a million dollars
well i'd buy you a k-car
a nice reliant automobile
and if i had a million dollars
i'd buy your love

if i had a million dollars
i'd build a tree fort in our yard
if i had a million dollars
you could help wouldn't be that hard
if i had a million dollars
maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere

and we could just go up there and hang out
like open the fridge and stuff
and there'd be foods laid out for us
with little pre-wrapped sausages and things
mmmm
they have pre-wrapped sausages, but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon
well can you blame 'em? uh, yeah!

if i had a million dollars
if i had a million dollars
well i'd buy you a fur coat
but not a real fur coat that's cruel

if i had a million dollars
if i had a million dollars
well i'd buy an exotic pet
like a llama or an emu

if i had a million dollars
if i had a million dollars
well i'd buy you john merrick's remains
eww, all them crazy elephant bones

if i had a million dollars
i'd buy your love

if i had a million dollars
we wouldn't have to walk to the store
if i had a million dollars
we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more
if i had a million dollars
we wouldn't have to eat kraft dinner
but we would eat kraft dinner
of course we would, we'd just eat more
and buy really expensive ketchups with it
that's right all the fanciest ketch- dijon ketchup!
mmm! mmm!

if i had a million dollars
if i had a million dollars
well, i'd buy you a green dress
but not a real green dress that's cruel

if i had a million dollars
if i had a million dollars
well i'd buy you some art
a picasso or a garfunkel

if i had a million dollars
if i had a million dollars
well i'd buy you a monkey
haven't you always wanted a monkey?

if i had a million dollars
i'd buy your love

if i had a million dollars
if i had a million dollars
if i had a million dollars
if i had a million dollars
if i had a million do-o-o-ollars
i'd be rich.

---Bareneked Ladies.
 
Nixy said:
Yeah, a million dollars MIGHT get you one low end celebrity....MIGHT
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It's not a matter of consumierism through buying the celeberity it's a matter of presentation. With a mill i can come off as a rich, suave, sex god from a far away country.
 
I'd pay my debts... then pay some more of my debts... hopefully pay the rest of my debts... and if I'm lucky I might be able to pay off a few more debts.
 
MrBishop said:
A buddy of mine once said
"I'd spend half of it on hot women and cold beer....and probably just squander the rest."

What'd you do?
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So how is Al these days?

A million bucks? That's not that much anymore, is it? I'd find a nice high interest, long term investment and sink it for the next 25 years. Let it roll over a few times. It'd be nice to leave the kids a nice wad.
 
I'd put it in the bank and live off the interest....


....doing exactly what I'm doing now, same car, same job, probably move out, but everything would stay the same. :)
 
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