if i had a million dollars
if i had a million dollars
well i'd buy you a house
i would buy you a house
if i had a million dollars
if i had a million dollars
i'd buy you furniture for your house
maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman
if i had a million dollars
if i had a million dollars
well i'd buy you a k-car
a nice reliant automobile
and if i had a million dollars
i'd buy your love
if i had a million dollars
i'd build a tree fort in our yard
if i had a million dollars
you could help wouldn't be that hard
if i had a million dollars
maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere
and we could just go up there and hang out
like open the fridge and stuff
and there'd be foods laid out for us
with little pre-wrapped sausages and things
mmmm
they have pre-wrapped sausages, but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon
well can you blame 'em? uh, yeah!
if i had a million dollars
if i had a million dollars
well i'd buy you a fur coat
but not a real fur coat that's cruel
if i had a million dollars
if i had a million dollars
well i'd buy an exotic pet
like a llama or an emu
if i had a million dollars
if i had a million dollars
well i'd buy you john merrick's remains
eww, all them crazy elephant bones
if i had a million dollars
i'd buy your love
if i had a million dollars
we wouldn't have to walk to the store
if i had a million dollars
we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more
if i had a million dollars
we wouldn't have to eat kraft dinner
but we would eat kraft dinner
of course we would, we'd just eat more
and buy really expensive ketchups with it
that's right all the fanciest ketch- dijon ketchup!
mmm! mmm!
if i had a million dollars
if i had a million dollars
well, i'd buy you a green dress
but not a real green dress that's cruel
if i had a million dollars
if i had a million dollars
well i'd buy you some art
a picasso or a garfunkel
if i had a million dollars
if i had a million dollars
well i'd buy you a monkey
haven't you always wanted a monkey?
if i had a million dollars
i'd buy your love
if i had a million dollars
if i had a million dollars
if i had a million dollars
if i had a million dollars
if i had a million do-o-o-ollars
i'd be rich.
---Bareneked Ladies.