I'm not getting married because...

[BlurOfSerenity]

thank you! i have to wear it on a chain, because it's a little too big, but i still love it

 

[HomeLAN]

you hit each other?

If I had to guess, it was probably playful. He'd have been fine if he'd just let it go.

 

[Gonz]

Neither my wife nor I wear a ring.

 

[unclehobart]

Have wedding noserings come into fashion yet? how about clitoral hood and prince albert wedding bands?

 

[Inkara1]

Have wedding noserings come into fashion yet? how about clitoral hood and prince albert wedding bands?

I'll run that idea by Christina and see what she says.

 

[BigDadday]

That's pretty much it. 6 MM.

Looks like mine but it's worn as work made a policy of NO jewelry and they forgot to mention private areas and one newbi there hurt himself bad down there when he hit it.OUCH!

 

[tommyj27]

i'd prefer one of these as a wedding band...

 

[A.B.Normal]

i'd prefer one of these as a wedding band...

That ring would explain the wedding vows the wife wrote

 

[tonksy]

i'm leery of any union that can only be broken by a long, arduous journey through ork infested land, up a barren mountain and involving hot molten lava...but that's just me.

 

[A.B.Normal]

i'm leery of any union that can only be broken by a long, arduous journey through ork infested land, up a barren mountain and involving hot molten lava...but that's just me.

So you've seen the Honeymoon video then

 

[Gonz]

i'm leery of any union that can only be broken by a long, arduous journey through ork infested land, up a barren mountain and involving hot molten lava...but that's just me.

'til death or Anduril do ye part

 

[BeardofPants]

Well, a shard of Narsil, actually... and I'd be more worried about that aversion to sunlight thing.

 

[Luis G]

This thread suddenly became hilarious.

Ring is an euphism (in spanish) that stands for butthole.

 

[tommyj27]

This thread suddenly became hilarious.

Ring is an euphism (in spanish) that stands for butthole.

we could just cut to the chase then and start quoting Beavis and Butthead.

 

[Nixy]

This thread suddenly became hilarious.

Ring is an euphism (in spanish) that stands for butthole.

Well...it is in english too...but it's REAL meaning is still the first thing that pops into most people's heads i think

 

[Professur]

you hit each other?

I'd just copped a feel, and was dodging out of range.

 

[MrBishop]

Bought my rings as a trio

Engagement and both wedding rings. Similar to the attachment.

I currently wear this on my right pinky.

Too small to any other finger.
It was MrsBish's.