It is time, This is the official streaking thread

[Starya]

*runs through, hairy bare ass showing to all*


Yeah, go eat supper now.

Reaches out, grabs a fistful...


...of air.

Damn, I'm always too slow.

 

[samcurry]

W00t streaking... i havent done this in a while.....

streaks thru the forums at a slow jog. (because of age)

 

[BeardofPants]

Wait... if peeps are streaking... it logically follows that they must be leaving their pants somewhere.
*covers her eyes to shade her delicate femininity

 

[paul_valaru]

walks through.

waggles it at anyone looking.

 

[Nixy]

walks through.

waggles it at anyone looking.

*doesn't know how to react*

*waits for Les to tell her how impressed she should be*

 

[paul_valaru]

*doesn't know how to react*

*waits for Les to tell her how impressed she should be*

in all fairness, it IS cold out

 

[Nixy]

in all fairness, it IS cold out

 

[AlphaTroll]

I don't do nekkid in public.

 

[paul_valaru]

I don't do nekkid in public.

...

 

[AlphaTroll]

Am I missing something......again?

 

[Inkara1]

Not your clothes, unfortunately.

 

[BeardofPants]

*would humbly request that anyone named Sir Bowel of Movement kindly refrain from streaking

 

[highwayman]

Ok, I'll slide on the ice on my ass.....

 

[Slim Pickens]

I don't do nekkid in public.

You know the difference between "naked" and "nekkid", don't you?

 

[highwayman]

Strip now bitch verses guessing what is there? Shit!!!

 

[Slim Pickens]

In the words of Lewis Grizzard, "naked" means you ain't got no clothes on..."nekkid" means you ain't got no clothes on, and you are up to something.

 

[AlphaTroll]

You people really should come to church with me some time.

 

[MrBishop]

 

[woodman19_99]

Know how your mom told you to never look directly at the sun? Same theory applies right... now!

*Sheds clothes while at work and busts a move through the OTC, blinding everyone who dares look*

 

[BeardofPants]

My, what a hairy arse you have grandpa. (and yes I do believe you are younger than me)