More weird work stuff

greenfreak

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So, the last time we met to discuss work, I told you about gay porn. This time, we're going to talk about how I have a date with a possibly-gay woman tomorrow night.

There's a woman in our corporate office who I had configured a laptop for a while back. She had some difficulties with it and I helped her out daily for about a week with it. She was always very appreciative, I just thought she was thankful.

Then I saw her again a few months ago and we started talking about plants and fish and all sorts of stuff. She's the kind of person that you could be talking to and all of a sudden realize that two hours have gone by. She mentioned something about knowing an editor of a gardening magazine and that he was looking for features. I know someone else who could probably be one of those features so I emailed her two days ago.

She emailed me back about it and at the end of the email says, "I'm going to be in the Long Island office on Thursday, would you want to go out to dinner?" Then I remembered that I got a vibe from her the last time that I was talking that she might be flirting a little bit. So I called someone I knew from her office and asked him if she was married. He said no, as a matter of fact, she had a really bad breakup a while ago and doesn't have a very high opinion of men since.

...

I told him why and he said that it's possible that she is gay, he doesn't know for sure. Either way, she would make a cool friend but I'll be sure to mention Rusty. :D

So,

Wish me luck on my lesbian date. :D
 
Squiggy said:
I've always wanted to go on a lesbian date......:crying3:

You know, you could be here in about two hours. No excuses. I'll even spring for dinner. :D

Ok so... *making list* ... I'll bring my camera with me and then ask her to smell my armpits... Should I have someone take a picture of her smelling my armpits?

Are you sure this is how lesbian dates usually go? :confbang:

Flavio, from what I can remember, she's pretty. But I wouldn't say hot. Not now, at least. I'll let you know tomorrow night when I get home. ;)
 
Well gf, now that Ive had 'lesbian' explained to me :eek6: , I would probably just feel like an odd set of balls...So I'll have to pass.....




this time......:D







STUIPD KEYBROAD :retard:
 
kuulani said:
Wow, I've never been on a lesbian date. Must be a New York thing ;)

:D

I'm hurt :( What happened to our marriage? :grumpy:

Remember when we used to phreak your mom out? :D
 
greenfreak said:
... I'll bring my camera with me and then ask her to smell my armpits... Should I have someone take a picture of her smelling my armpits?
Absolutely! If this is lesbian date protocol you wouldn't want to risk offending her.
 
greenfreak said:
Ok so... *making list* ... I'll bring my camera with me and then ask her to smell my armpits... Should I have someone take a picture of her smelling my armpits?

No, the smelling isn't of armpits and it comes later in the date. The armpits just get a visual inspection to make sure that they're nice and hairy. Shaved armpits = bicurious poseur. :p
 
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